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40 things you can do
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with a “broken” disk
Damn it! Another disk has died!
Of course, he served well, but what
what are you going to do with it? Throw it away
him? Open it up and see what's inside...
three? Better read these 40 tips too
you will find out what else you can do with the “broken”
disk! (Below we will talk about recycling
3.5 inch drives, but some tips
quite acceptable for 5-inch.
/Translator's note/)
01. Use as a beer stand
mugs.
02. Break it into two parts and use it
the halves are like earrings.
03. Bend the metal parts of the disk, and
then insert it into the drive of the evil one
foe.
04. Replace the magnetic media with sandpaper, and
then insert the disc into the drive of the evil one
foe.
05. Throw it against the wall and then count on
how many pieces did it split (my re-
cord - eight).
06. Use as a throwing plate.
07. Take out the magnetic media and use
it as an even better plate for meta-
nia.
08. Give the disc a good jump and then
it can be used as a composite
puzzle riddle.
09. Roll it up and smoke it.
10. Throw it out the window, then go downstairs
and trycatch him.
11. Stew it with cabbage and you can serve
This is a dinner dish.
12. Start collecting a collection of “broken” dis-
cov.
13. Record games from seven years ago on it
ness, and then exchange it with someone
be a sucker for a new disk.
14. Use it as a sex toy.
15. Poke holes in it with a pin and use
use it like a sieve.
16. Take several disks and glue them together
together and use as a travel stop
doors.
17. Take more disks and glue them together
together and use it as a press for boo-
magicians
18. Bury it. Maybe he will find it through
300 years some stupid archaeologist.
19. Let the dog bite him and then suck-
read the number of bites.
20. Separate into two halves, cut into
both parts have large holes and use
use as a frame for glasses.
21. If the disk case was made of
dark transparent plastic, then it
the halves can easily pass for solar
glasses.
22. Grind it and use it as fertilizer
tion.
23. Spread the disk with glue, hang it in the greenhouse -
good fly trap.
24. Stick it on a ruler and use it as a mu-
hoistka.
25. Use paper pads on the inside
disk like a handkerchief.
26. Save the disk until you are old, and
then sell it as an antique.
27. Marinate it.
28. Open the disk, put cheese or
another filling and eat it like a sandwich.
29. Cut teeth along the edgemagnetic wearable
body, attach the motor and use
like a circular saw.
30. Throw from the bridge and see how long it is
will float without drowning.
31. Plant it and wait until it grows
disk tree.
32. “Just dip the “broken” disk in the melt-
McBollox's thief for recovery
disks - and your disk is like new! " -
that would be cool!
33. Mark the disk, insert a pin in the middle
and use it as a sundial.
34. Change the magnetic media of the “broken” one
disk and a disk with new games, then
take it to the store (or to the market, but
just not ours / approx. translator/)
and say: “Nothing is loading for me -
Xia! "
35. Nail it on the wall and use it as a mi-
a shaft for throwing darts.
36. Place it on the hook and use it as a
live bait.
37. Use it as a scraper to clean your shoes.
vi.
38. Stick a razor on the disc and use it as
shuriken.
39. Plug it in and use it as a night light.
40. Just burn it! (Perhaps you are a pyromaniac?)
Wow! It seems like that's it.
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And now five tips on how not to
you have to deal with a “broken” disk.
01. Send to the editor of our magazine,
asking to write down the latest number.
02. Use as a condom.
03. Record your new demos on it.
(Unless they are very left-wing, of course).
04. Record demos on them for exchange.
05.Sell it as a new type
information carrier.
Thank you for your attention and rest in peace
nights!
I don't know, maybe you have now
night, but I don’t think you want to sleep.
Therefore, I present my creation to your judgment.
I think that you will appreciate this cool
that reading (point your thumb at the table
and shouting “bullshit” and “fuck off” is not re-
recommended).
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