Maximum #39 05 мая 1997

Юмор

Reprinted with cont. - How to break the half-line (Part 1).

           Reprinted with CONTINUATION


 (R) KOLOVRAT


             SO SCRAP axis.


                 PART I

                 If you want to run SETUP Press {DELETE}. You 
DELL is out!                 (From the memoirs of a typist Kat)




   Through the windows came the rain and the installation 
process. 


   Bill Gates has turned from the window Microsoft Excel, and 
asked Norton-commander:


 - Petya devices?

 - 486DX2/66/1/40/kosye/EGAmono!

 - What EGAmono?

 - And that the "instruments"?


  Ten minutes later the Excel window is finally closed and Gates
asked:

 - How are things with fellow ISAeva? -It is difficult.

 - This is Good. Ai keV for him a new TASK integral systems.


   But the windows came the rain and the installation process.


   Low smoky ceiling restore_run'a "Three megabytes was
nearly black with soot. Fed there is not very good - as a rule,
it was 4Mb azu salad and Olivetti. Fed there is even worse - 
usually beer "Ostankino", which everyone called "Trupovskim. 
But the LRA not to scare away the regulars. Scared away their 
friend. Recently, restore_run began to look at advertising 
manager OS / 2 Stirlitz. And now he sat at a distant table with 
his laptop with resources and programs for seven to eight, in a 
shirt that says "Do not Microsoft, and small programs in 
Russian!". Sometimes he grew bored, and he pulled from his 
pocket a floppy disk with the inscription "ISAevu manager of BG 
for the liberation of the market on CP / M" and with the 
agility of a true hacker in the network ran a couple of new 
viruses. 

 - What heinous program of this Microsoft - surprise
All told young programmistik - I would have them all recorded
through one and washed in turn!


   The room was silent. Everyone looked at Shtirlitsa.
Stirlitz took out the floppy disk, although the bulb has not 
yet faded and, overturning the three monitors, the moon walk 
came to a high-handed programmistiku. 

 - KOBOLtus nedoinstallirovanny! - He muttered, and clicked 
{CTRLALT-DEL} on a laptop computer programmer. 

 - Sorry, I do not quite understand - faltered fluttered 
programmistik. 


   Stirlitz out of yourself and not giving time to recover, 
scored _FORMAT_C: _ And hit Enter.


 - I am manager of Microsoft ISAev and not allow every user to 
offend maykrosoftovskih programmers! 


   Present rushed to separate the disputants. Merry Shtirlitsa 
dragged from moaning programmistika and to comfort, offered a 
toast to Microsoft for Bill Gates. Stirlitz drank it and became 
a programmer he is not interested. 

 - Well as you can - if Stirlitz say such things about Microsoft
and even in such terms, - said one of those present.

 - Stirlitz - good soul - another sigh - I remember three days
back then wore out a pirated copy of Solaris, so all used 
low-level formatting, and Stirlitz - Quick Format. 


   A Stirlitz already asleep. Dreamed engineers, tapeworms, and 
printers. Now he sleeps, but wakes up exactly half an hour 
later to continue his difficult but a necessary work for 
Microsoft. 


                        Written by Vaucher.
                   Reliased by -> TRACK 0 company <- (Max 
Vlasov 'Sergey Kronshtadtov with their own :-) 


               TO BE CONTINUED