IzhNews #0B 25 ноября 2000

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BMP 1 - Brutal Miny Party: Day 1.

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(C) NoViSeT / BrC


       Brutal Miny Party

            DAY I

         Everything on the charges.



     enchanting Saturday morning, hours of commercials
12, phoned to P! X'om and discussed
some interesting points, we are in what would
neither was decided to fell on the hut to
Himik's ZxZ (in common - Chemist)
razzhivitsya nehily number
various software and, most importantly,
dilute it (well, not the same software:) for a beer.
Although, in principle, to separate the beer "- is
too loudly, but rather perhaps to
grandmother, whom we did not have enough to buy
this very fine drink.
Pre-calling for Ilyukh (he
Chemist), I (he NoViSeT, aka Novice, he
same Igoryan), as always, started from far and
hints began to explain that it was not bad
to quench their thirst. Well, we have people Ilyukh
seasoned, just truncating what's what, and
literally in a nutshell its vyrazil
agreed, saying: "OK, carry." Well, now
had to tell him that, say,
student - he was a poor man and always
indigent, and therefore a good idea
would have been if he had made a contribution to
common cause, then chemist realized that it was
threatens not frail embezzlement and went to
otmaz, saying: "I have only 60r. and to live on
They still have at least until Wednesday. "It was then
all and could cover a copper basin, but
Ilya as a true lover of beer made
historic decision yet to make its
contribution. Then we decided to do. Farewell to
Chemist, first thing I told the joyful
news Kolka (he P! Xel), and we will soon
enact the disc format and
scrape from which only can be cherished
groshiki (they are wooden, they also
cabbage, they also filk, they also Ruble, they
same grandmother).

  Quickly gathering belongings, we went to
way, as always agreeing to meet
near the house of N, where I live the leader
once a large group of Spectrum
under the sonorous name of Power Of Sound - our
famous Himik's ZxZ.


       First Advent.


  At the appointed time we were freezing outside
Ilyuhinogo home and cursed the day
when some idoit decided to put a lock
on the entrance door to the staircase. Once we
decided to go for his wild screams scare
innocent passers-by happily walking on the
their business in one of the main streets
our city, where he lived with our Ilia
his wife and favorite test:) and already
had opened his mouth to recruit
more air, as the corner
appeared smiling face Chemist.
We, as expected, greeted each
friend (no, triple kisses, of course,
the same was not:) and then pulled out of the chemist
its wide leg, what do you think:)
correctly, his leather portmanet and
solemnly gave us 50p., finally
said that we have spent as much as
will allow us to our conscience.

  No, of course, the idea was to take the money and
struggled to run away, but, nevertheless,
conscience we have, oddly enough, still was, and even quite a 
lot. Having bought two bottles of beer polutoralitrovye (we're 
not alcoholics any) to the nearest shop, we able to spend on 
the strength of 12 kopecks rubles from nearly a week's supply 
of Elijah, In general, what is left, it is

enough for 3-4 days, and at the right
flow and a strong desire can be
and stretch for a week. Now it
left for small: get in Ilyuhinu
apartment, and drunk it pobystrenkomu
ugliness. In general, then we strongly
lucky, because before he left, we
strictly forbidden Ilya close
front door, which he did, to our
joy, not one idiot
(Other than us:) that would have their
mischievous little hands to cover the door,
leading to Spektrumistskomu Happiness. You
Of course, do not think that all of Cornwall
The creators are alcoholics, we just
so tired of gray Student
life that one day we'd forgotten quite
not hurt, even more so, why would there have been
forgotten:).


       Let's Party Begin.


  So, successfully climbed to the fifth
floor, we have 3 times the doorbell rang
Ilyuhinoy apartment, and within a
a few seconds the door opened, and before
We once again appeared happy face
Chemist, who was already dressed in his
undress (sight, certainly not for
the faint of heart:). We went in and smartly
approximately the same rate took off with
yourself all the excess clothes, but after
Available immediately we were surrounded Ilyuhin pisyuk
(Everyone thought the extent of their depravity
:), And sipping a fresh beer. By the way, with
beer was more fortunate just to me, because
Ilya gave 3 tanks (they are also circles)
various sizes, and I like the charge
flood, took a very large, almost
Kolka got smaller, well most
small - Ilyukh. No matter how I tried
pour evenly, well, then I have the eye shot down, or conscience 
somewhere vanished, as has always happened, that the Elijah 
getting any less than all, and me respectively, more:).


  In general, perym business running emulsion,
The chemist has to show us the delights of the new
Pusher version, which became more Kulnev and
full version, in my sober opinion,
will generally be from Best else, because unless
that wash and iron will not be able to, and
with a very strong desire - even
complex manipulations easily become
one of the bonus features of this
program:).

  Well, now had to fill
different contents of our software yet
blank discs, which we do not pritashili
less than 10 pieces. In general, the process has begun, and to
the time it started already
ruthlessly was drained first tit
(The same bottle, it is the same bank, it also
poltorashka) with beer.

  The process of filling disks accompanied by
different conversations, the more beer
has already made itself felt, and all foul
sought to break out, it is
so Ichthyander long could not fall asleep,
drinking beer the second spill, and to
Unfortunately, never emerged from his
den, simply ignoring our Kolka
attempts to call it:).

  Writing down all the new things that turned out to be
ilyuhinom screw, he suddenly remembered that
he has a very interesting sound
fragment, which he gave us and
demonstrated. Immediately, it was decided
take a small piece of this
instructive fragmentika and paste
our newspaper as a reaction to the presence of
ONLY 48kg (btw, try running
a newspaper of the 48 mode, I think you
like).

  I do not remember who got the idea to call the RTD
(Aka Sergei), but the conversation was truly
interesting and long. Incidentally, it is worth
note that at this point has already been
drained the second bank, and the mood was
rather optimistic. We even wanted to
right there to fill some lyricist,
dedicated to this memorable for us
event, rather, tell our
impressions about what is happening, but
For some reason instead became convertible
Porn pcx'sy in two-color mode, and
written on the remaining disks. Yeah,
This kind of Chemist was rife, and
bear drives porazhnyakom did not want to.


       Go Home, Everybody.


  In general, ending a lewd
action and looking at his watch, which is already
show something about 21:00 local
time, we decided to go with Kolka
home, because the fuel was at zero, and
to refuel anyway there was no money.

  In smartly assembled and farewell to
Chemist, we ran to their homes. Worth
to say that I have long stood on the
tram stop, counting stars and
waiting for their tram, but did not
waiting, he sat down at the first available, and
then I had to stomp on foot through
Central Market - a rather dangerous place
At this time, but this time I
lucky, and I safely reached home
and lay down to sleep.

  The next day, calling for Kolyanu I
knew what it was about the same
history, just lucky he was a little less
as on his way he met
quite strange and also a fiddler
inflated (in the sense that a drunk) type
which was very necessary to know what
Still P! X'u necessary. But since he (man)
was not able to competently deliver
question, Kolka did not pay him much
attention and went their separate ways. In general,
all ended quite well, and
result was not affected, no animal
:).


           THE END ...

To be continued ...