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Amazing #01
29 сентября 1997 |
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Miscellaneous - Fantasy: The monologue of the rat.
Fantasy! --------- Monologue rat I recently moved into a decent Kharkov family. Computer, they have got - father of the family boss singled out the four with oblique flop. But all in order. Bima my yellow building, but about hazyaeva This can only guess. Sclerosis in Bimy - 4 mega, hit the jackpot a little hiccup: sometimes Beam thinks he is Mack, and a floppy disk for so do not give. Then comes the son, and solved mechanical problem exists. But a penny Bimy serviceable, but they use less - Bring all trehlineyku. In general, of course, Bima not Pentyukhov and P6, but in I krysodrom from IntL. Father of the family and allegedly the main user of the poor Bimy name is "expensive" "Dad," "Daddy" or "Dad" "Our something ..." or "Oh please!" (C Coquet holds, a question mark). Unfortunately, batyu often persuaded to put any broken or left-glucan trendy hack. Dad volochet the case to the House and puts no robe. As a result, the mass of living creatures tends to Bimkin screw Bima pischet and moans, and then we had a long last doctor ourselves by means of computer medicine. But spare us some time and cherish. And then it all starts with beginning. Dad loves the Quran: just supply package and its razdrakonit he not able, so that we Bimoy already resigned to it. But otherwise completely Dad harmless: swearing is not expressed, on Table I is not knocking my ulcer and without rotation yes no issues - quite civilized user. Bema also almost got used to it: When Dad once again puts the product such as "Plug and pray", Bima flashes and swears some phrase in which there is a magic word. In batin interpretation of the word it sounds as "Gog" or "error". This is followed by campaign called "user breakpoints" Dad yells at his son's room: "He said again I do! "and not rely on the support quickly straykaet pimpu himself - sweeps traces in order to avoid accusations of chaynichestve. Another family has a mother. Mama makes an appearance that she, too, the kettle, as "our something," but in fact it is very seksExelpilnaya. Just mom prefers to work with their workers ibeemom day and night to her and both cases missing. So at home she can sekselnutsya only in very hot denechki and bugs generally do not add - it is neat and the new floppy disk is always proaidstestiruet. Of course, my mother did other than Excel, knows and loves putting a tower on its side as a stool under his feet, but personally I do not interfere. Another mother describes as "our" all sorts of good words, but I heard from them is bad living room - I caught the meaning of intonation. My mom calls "myshastik and Again, never turns to me insides. But this makes the son of the family, and for any occasion: perekonfigurit system forgets mouse. com and let us poking around in my stomach, lamer unfinished. Have been bitten, but there is nothing. Son, alias "my dear", "listen, respected, "" Leave me alone, bore "or" oh, What is it? ", calling me" you tailed. "And we had never brotherhood did not drink. Well, I had also not zhaluyu. We struggle with him - who is who. He pesters me all the more because it terrible Gamer. My krysodrom he calls "Rag", but that's because of his gotsanya it is. This "esteemed", not whether people will remember the night, almost all zahapal flopovodcheskoe farm families and drags Varese. Too, By the way, is not without bugs. And while the entire site on dyupel oblate hard our Bimy on the score - do not stop. But then comes his sister, radosno banging all this nonsense, put something like Proshkin Animator or burnt wood and paints a beautiful picture. "Ah-ah-ah!" - screaming, "my dear nerd" after fruitless attempts to launch another hundred meter trifles, "you again my Flick scored all pisyuk! "But Flicks - a floor trouble. But as I come from - for him naDOOMalas - to hum in my ears. Repairs he was courting my baker's dozen. "We have no house, and Dumlyandiya," - says "Our" and goes to sleep at night. His sister, she is "my dear" "Understand, my dear, I need a computer!" and "Well, you all-ashche !!!", solves problems with Bimoy radical - it is the third file, with which BIMCO problems. So when she cries, "oh, it's this? ", our" esteemed "instantly flies out of his room shouting," only do not delete! "Why, have time to save their Gama, naive. erase until you going to turn osklizatsya. Yes, erase, so that no enurerasom not recover. And still have time to poslet Bimu Three buttons at the very moment when you zavisnesh already above the keyboard. So the only thing that you can breathe, this: "Well, you all-If ye!". No, of course, a "native" proven technology "control-breakpoints, but it is only in the first two nanoseconds from the moment a problem occurs. Before the new year youngest hatched Napoleonic plans. - You know, Dad, it's time from our pisyuka do the normal mu-mu-computer. And vaasche - in our time is not ashamed have Pentyukhov. And the stick is needed - how many You can trample on the loaves. - One Pentyukhov I already have. A stick - this is for you? - This is the joystick. - I would say to you, but here the ladies ... - Daddy, and when we have a Lazarus? - Oh, God, who is resurrected? - No, the laser printer. Well, fires luysta. - I hope to get it as a dowry with your future husband, my dear. - Dad, all normal people have There are at least quad system Duke, and we? - All normal people one by one child. You want to eat or just to climate nick Mayo? - Papules, but then you need zyuksel? - What is needed, but not to the same extent. - Father, but the blaster, I simply necessary go! - Beeper be enough. I want to calmly sleep at night. - My dear, dinner is ready. But I do not even feed, and I work as a rat. And I, too, by the way family member, and by the year of rat hell I can really do something a gift. I want to New krysodrom, dear yuzergi. And then this is dress-shield of some sort. Please, our dear Father, pls, zdy. It's not so expensive!
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