Amazing #01 29 сентября 1997

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Miscellaneous - Fantasy: The monologue of the rat.

Fantasy!
--------- Monologue rat



  I recently moved into a decent Kharkov family. Computer, they 
have got - father of the family boss singled out the four with 
oblique flop. But all in order. 



  Bima my yellow building, but about hazyaeva
This can only guess. Sclerosis in Bimy
- 4 mega, hit the jackpot a little hiccup: sometimes
Beam thinks he is Mack, and a floppy disk for
so do not give. Then comes the son, and solved
mechanical problem exists. But a penny
Bimy serviceable, but they use less
- Bring all trehlineyku. In general, of course, Bima not 
Pentyukhov and P6, but in I krysodrom from IntL.


  Father of the family and allegedly the main user of the poor 
Bimy name is "expensive" "Dad," "Daddy" or "Dad"

"Our something ..." or "Oh please!" (C Coquet
holds, a question mark). Unfortunately, batyu often persuaded 
to put any broken or left-glucan

trendy hack. Dad volochet the case to the House
and puts no robe. As a result, the mass of living creatures 
tends to Bimkin screw Bima pischet and moans, and then we had a 
long last doctor ourselves by means of computer medicine. But 
spare us some time and cherish. And then it all starts with 
beginning. Dad loves the Quran: just supply package and its 
razdrakonit he not able, so that we Bimoy already resigned to 
it. But otherwise completely Dad harmless: swearing is not 
expressed, on Table I is not knocking my ulcer and without 
rotation yes no issues - quite civilized

user.

  Bema also almost got used to it:
When Dad once again puts the product such as "Plug and pray", 
Bima flashes and swears some phrase in which there is a magic 
word. In batin interpretation of the word it sounds

as "Gog" or "error". This is followed by
campaign called "user breakpoints" Dad
yells at his son's room: "He said again
I do! "and not rely on the support
quickly straykaet pimpu himself - sweeps
traces in order to avoid accusations of chaynichestve.

  Another family has a mother. Mama makes an appearance
that she, too, the kettle, as "our something," but
in fact it is very seksExelpilnaya.
Just mom prefers to work with
their workers ibeemom day and night to her
and both cases missing. So at home she can sekselnutsya only in 
very hot denechki and bugs generally do not add -

it is neat and the new floppy disk is always
proaidstestiruet. Of course, my mother did
other than Excel, knows and loves
putting a tower on its side as a stool
under his feet, but personally I do not interfere.
Another mother describes as "our" all sorts of good words, but 
I heard from them is bad living room - I caught the meaning of 
intonation. My mom calls "myshastik and Again, never turns to me

insides. But this makes the son of the family, and for any 
occasion: perekonfigurit system forgets mouse. com and let us 
poking around in my stomach, lamer unfinished.

Have been bitten, but there is nothing.

  Son, alias "my dear", "listen,
respected, "" Leave me alone, bore "or" oh,
What is it? ", calling me" you tailed. "And we had never 
brotherhood did not drink. Well, I had also not zhaluyu. We

struggle with him - who is who. He pesters me all the more 
because it terrible Gamer. My krysodrom he calls

"Rag", but that's because of his gotsanya
it is.

  This "esteemed", not whether people will remember the night, 
almost all zahapal flopovodcheskoe farm families and drags 
Varese. Too, By the way, is not without bugs. And while the 
entire site on dyupel oblate hard our Bimy

on the score - do not stop. But then
comes his sister, radosno banging
all this nonsense, put something like
Proshkin Animator or burnt wood and
paints a beautiful picture. "Ah-ah-ah!" -
screaming, "my dear nerd" after fruitless attempts to launch 
another hundred meter trifles, "you again my Flick scored all 
pisyuk! "But Flicks - a floor trouble. But as I come from - for 
him naDOOMalas - to hum in my ears. Repairs

he was courting my baker's dozen.
"We have no house, and Dumlyandiya," - says
"Our" and goes to sleep at night.

  His sister, she is "my dear"
"Understand, my dear, I need a computer!" and
"Well, you all-ashche !!!", solves problems with Bimoy radical 
- it is the third file, with which BIMCO problems. So when she 
cries, "oh, it's this? ", our" esteemed "instantly flies out of 
his room shouting," only do not delete! "Why, have time to save 
their Gama, naive. erase until you going to turn osklizatsya. 
Yes, erase, so that no enurerasom not recover. And still have 
time to poslet Bimu Three buttons at the very moment when you

zavisnesh already above the keyboard. So
the only thing that you can breathe,
this: "Well, you all-If ye!".

  No, of course, a "native" proven technology 
"control-breakpoints, but it is only in the first two 
nanoseconds from the moment a problem occurs. 

  Before the new year youngest hatched Napoleonic plans.

  - You know, Dad, it's time from our
pisyuka do the normal mu-mu-computer. And vaasche - in our time 
is not ashamed have Pentyukhov. And the stick is needed - how 
many You can trample on the loaves.



  - One Pentyukhov I already have.


  A stick - this is for you?


  - This is the joystick.


  - I would say to you, but here the ladies ...


  - Daddy, and when we have a Lazarus?


  - Oh, God, who is resurrected?


  - No, the laser printer. Well, fires
luysta.


  - I hope to get it as a

dowry with your future husband, my dear.


  - Dad, all normal people have

There are at least quad system
Duke, and we?


  - All normal people one by one

child. You want to eat or just to climate
nick Mayo?


  - Papules, but then you need zyuksel?


  - What is needed, but not to the same extent.


  - Father, but the blaster, I simply necessary
go!


  - Beeper be enough. I want to calmly

sleep at night.


  - My dear, dinner is ready.

But I do not even feed, and I work as a rat. And I, too, by the 
way family member, and by the year of rat hell

I can really do something a gift. I want to
New krysodrom, dear yuzergi. And then
this is dress-shield of some sort. Please, our dear Father, 
pls, zdy. It's not so expensive!