INTRO - Joke in WINDOWS'95.

 - On the processor board P-II, with a strong
increase in the electron microscope, between
tracks were found mysterious
an inscription that read: "BILL SUX" !!!!!!!!!!

 - Well, since I went PiSishnaya theme, then
tell a little joke with w'95,
which is very very best prodelyvat in all educational 
institutions, resulting in what some in panic: choose myshoy 
button "Start" so that the menu itself did not appear. Press 
the ALT key and right "Plus" (or "Minus" - do not remember for 
the old). In a menu to select "Close."

Now the "Start" button and you can not find pytstsya
until you restart MustDie'95!!!

 - And yet, somehow happen to me "stupid" joke: I'm calling it 
means to one friend, Peter, dialed the number, hang up - 
raised, and nothing without asking for it says - "I went to 
h.y, and the handset is hung up! 8-O typing again the same 
number, I spoke with the most familiar, which and was going to 
call. Who or what then "sent" me - for me and

remained a mystery;) How do you mean?!

 - The "Modern" often convey "the weather
Krasnodar "- do not believe them. Bravely add +5 C and you can 
not go wrong!" A general we have all winter snowfall was only

three times! In early December, early February and late 
February! And the average temperature is 0 ... +5 C, but in the 
second half of January was +22'! 

  It is the envy of the northern capital;)


  A few words about the shell - extend mode
vyzaet SetUp, where you can select
listing speed and size of the viewer to
vertically. Fix bug with pointer
provisions within the article.

  And yet. Can not call the second file
newspaper *. L - in the presence of auto-loader skorpionovskogo 
screws and Articles and graphics are flushed to disk with

low speed.


  Well, probably so far and all, read on and have fun.


                                Maxx,

                                Viper