ZX Pilot #42 09 декабря 2005

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Comics - Report from the booze Vel'a.

               C O M I C S



(C) VeL


   Go ask dear readers
ZX-Pilot'a apologize for the abundance of pisyuchnyh
Terms and foul language. Yet
way of life leaves its mark ...
: (But we have tried to bring it all to
minimum ... Once again, I apologize.



   Drunk Vel (drunk, as always,
Vel'a in the hut ...) dropped the lid on
Klin on the floor, saying that
meaningful Oops! Korum did not stay
with the answer, he said resentfully: just not on
leg me! :)


   Korum Vel and walked around the city
(Of course, not without beer ...), and then Vel
yet decided to buy the printer ... (Well
Yes, it was necessary for this to give up
several bottles of beer ... ;-))) Duc,
chip is not the case, but the fact that we have
4 hours pulled from this box to
City ... First, the shops, then,
when they closed, just strolling by
streets ... Oh yes, when did about it
remembered, carried home, warmed and then
also washed a pair of bottles ... Then again
walk, than it was over, none of
participants above events and not
remember ... :)


   Well, tovarisch Korum also decided in debt
not to stay and when to buy it
sistemnik (a little more abruptly than Vel'a
:)), Then we walked to this little box, too
not bad ... the benefit of the money remained, because
there had to be replaced by brand vidyuhi
noname ...


   Hence, dressed in ordinary Vel
booze (and the house had a habit of walking in
tattered and worn Jeans) and, with his one
leg in the leg, the other based on gender and on
than that of his thinking says: Yes, but ...
Good to have a scribble ... I must say that
so called writing in common
CD-Rom, but then the people something about something else
thought ... perverts! :)


   For some reason Vel reached into his wardrobe and
after some time procured from thence photo
- Flash, which works on 220 V. Of course,
He immediately turned on her and immediately
tried to Korum'e who had
misfortune to be in the room Vel'a,
sitting on his new couch and carefree
drank beer ... Flash. Korum, nothing
comprehending eyes looking at Vel'a (as
if he sees something! :)) Have you ever
see? I see. What!? White spot! :):):)


   It was at the disco, where we then
Time Spectrum fellow Mongol
zahazhival from time to time. That
occurred there such a dialogue:

   Mongol: Wow, what a bitching little girl!

   Girl: and you wretched boy!

   Mongol: why just lousy?

   Girl: Well, okay, fucking!

   :)


   Vel Kooll and began to fight over
some bullshit. Finally Vel, unable to bear
Loose talk leads last
argument in a fierce battle:

   V: You have that critical time?

   K: No, I'm always like that!

   :)


   Sitting as a visiting Trident'a. Well,
to his cousin brother arrives (its
mental faculties long walk
legend). I do not remember that much to him as
itch, but sees the Sanka
established Socrates (a translator from
English to Russian and vice versa), he
started trying to introduce different
curses on the program consistently
replied that she did not know such words at all.
Finally his efforts were crowned with success.
He found the same word that Socrates and
translated. The word is - members. In English
will be member. It was after this he went
an evening happy and called names all
Membury. :):)


   I sit, drink beer, Korum
enthusiasm was fumbling in my competence in search
Scanned photos from our parties.
Seeing that guy is something very much carried away
their search (especially since they were not
there!), Vel zaglyadyvet over his shoulder and
see the following. Instead of pictures from the party
Korum found porn that so enthusiastically and
watches.

   K - Where is the picture?

   V - It's porn!

   K - I can see (still looking!)

   :):)


   Vel with Korum'om are as always with a beer
at the bus stop and wait for a trolley bus (strayed
somewhere, and his feet too lazy
return as ..). Vel gazes into the distance and
says:

   V: I think trolley rides ....

   K: why as soon as you think, and in my
when will be?

   :):)


   Vel shows Korum'u discs entirely
pasted pictures of naked girls ...
Korum not hold, and finally
says: Give me ....... Discs look.
:)


   Sergius'u lay down for a visit. And he
worked the evening shift, waiting
the very last minute, starting
going to work and says
the following phrase:

   S: very nervous, please leave ....

   V: What's wrong?

   S: Yes I am now going to change ...

   :):)


   Korum comes awfully glad to Vel'u.
Well, Vel, anticipating something good
evening, he asked:

   V: that the money received?

   K: neeeet ..... won!

   :):)


   Korum sits Vel'a away and sad
(No beer and no money .... Oh, and this
sometimes! :))

   V: Korum, what are you so sad ...?

   K: I'm not sad, I'm sober ... :):)


   Approximately the same situation, only
there is already Vel full swing pin up Korum'a .....
--- Do not be sad, said while there would be no
grow ... :):)


   Vel persuades Korum'a somewhere
go ...

   V: Well, come on, come with us ...

   K: No, I will ....

   V: Well, asshole! (In the hearts of so)

   K: Okay, okay, you remember
(Hurt so)

   V: Okay, okay, good ass (all
fun laugh) :):):)


   Kooll get drunk at home to dump .... Tea.
And in this way, we went to visit Sam'u
(More Korum and Vel). Prgulyalis shopping
the whole crowd, and Sam bought everything that
like ... To celebrate Sam decided to treat
all that they set for themselves
want to ...

   On the way back home already Kooll
barely carried his poor crowded
bladder. The closer to home
approached, the smaller the forces remained in
Kooll'a. Finally he gave a landmark
sentence: I now know what
critical days ...


   Vel with Korum'om seeing come home
late in the evening return back ...
Heat, trolley no longer go in the hands of
in battles of beer ... But there is still night
stall, where it is necessary
otovaritsya ... :) What do I do? Here at Vel'a
had an idea and he went to the same
of shops built into the houses.
Because He was a very large lodge, then
It was very convenient ...

   By doing their dirty business, Vel
vezvraschaetsya to Korum'u and says in surprise
- Disappointed voice: Strange
closed! :): (



   Actually, jokes were much more
just some forgotten in a drunken stupor,
and those that are remembered, were too
indecent ...


   SirX: Duc way it usually happens. A
More bad jokes in the bar that, at
paper screen 'etc, it's not that prikolko
looks like. Well so is life. Remains
just remember the joke from my
stay in Kovrov:

   So, Vel'a under the table is
Telephone evrorozetka. And everything is nothing
yes it has two slots and one is working and
the other is not. And like a trifle, so unpleasant.
Well Duc I type - in my profession,
let's look. And climb under the table, make out
outlet, come to the conclusion that it is easier
buy new than to get to work
connector. Vel'u say this, he also
crawls under the table, I show him
reason, explains. In general talk.
Suddenly dawns on me an idea, I shoved
Vel'a and spread her: what if someone
Now go down into the room? It's there, damn it,
picture - a desk from under him
stick two asses and goes quiet conversation
(More comfortable posture for conversation not
come)! Uncle Sam when he heard about it
laughed the whole evening and asked what we were there
engaged ...