ZX Pilot #13 12 августа 1997

Юмор

DUCK NEWS - Classified Ads (humor).

    DUCKNEWS


(C) SLENDER


   Hello and prosper, my dear and beloved users
Best of the eight-and eight-most of the best
computer "ZX-Spectrum"!

   Maybe you've noticed that in several editions ZX-Pilot'a
flashed written by me tales of the New Russia, and thought:
"What a talent this SLENDER, as he fully developed,
a full-grown man, what a powerful figure! ".

   So: that's not all, of what I'm capable of! In
confirmation of this, I publish in my column to funny
Your display ad, I wrote back in those distant from
our era, when I walked about (occasionally) to school and spent
free time (ie during lessons) as I want.

   (Almost) all ads were invented during lessons OSC
(Foundations of modern civilization), and recorded I do not 
kudanibud, and in a notebook of my former classmate ARCHY (if 
it named Anton Svistunov). This most ARCHY and was the first 
judge of and (on?) readers of my advertisment'ov.


   But where are the ads themselves, you ask.

   And here they are!



BULLETIN BOARD



  Ads are accepted only in the format A-4.
With the complaints and proposals with care.



   √ make the legs.

   √ sale folding knife with a licensed

   warehouse in Moscow.

   √ Blank venture for pickling cucumbers buy

   empty cans. Broken beer and do not offer.

   √ raw land.

   √ Opytnyi attendant to take cash deposits under high

   interest. Moscow Industrial Bath.

   √ Golo pop over.

   √ Trading - maybe more discount clothes.

   √ sold. My tel.: 90-60-90

   √ A young girl will give honor to the secured general.

   √ Flying avidly. Call. My email address

   before joining.

   √ anonymously and confidentially flying caries.

   √ will render services. Possible and show.

   √ land milk.

   √ Buy vodka "White Eagle". Chance repainted in

   other colors.

   √ through each of the muzzle and howl in the howling.

   √ A family of two people lift the apartment. Tel. 7-65-43,

   Vova or call Petya.

   √ extinguish the pipe. Sobering-up stations Brigade N.6

   √ Experienced Bonecrusher will help to avoid military 
service. 

   √ Marketplace Computer ZX-SPECTRUM 48K semi-workers in the 
state 

   without a floppy drive + modulator to connect it to any

   TV (without sound).

   √ Buy Free Kovrov newspaper. Prices are low,

   like myself.



   SI Yu LEYTER!