a rest - "Fun with the parties."

  This little article is borrowed from the newspaper
'I'm young. "There it sent one Sergey
of Kingisepp, who found these fayly.Ih author and his little 
article neizvesten.No cool and we decided to include it in our

magazine.


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  Dear Editors, I am 14 years old, I
schoolboy. Please help me! All
my friends say that the modem must be
at least 9600, and I - just
only 2400.S parents I talk to
this theme too shy, they are my strict.
Is it pathological? Prompt,
what should be a normal modem.


   - No pathology is not here. In this case, the norm is all 
that gives you pleasure when communicating,

that you enjoy. Remember: a lot
depends on you. I know a lot of cases,
when a person with a modem for 1200 vytvoryayu
so that his neighbor (who, incidentally, was on 14400) is not 
even dreamed of. Quite another thing if an adult, he

no more than 300, you must immediately consult a doctor!


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  My husband and every Friday we do a backup of all of our 
information. I prefer cartridges Bernuli, and her husband

more like the magneto-optical disks
at 230 Mb. Who of us is right?


  - You're both right. Each of you is
his ideal, his habits. And she, and other
terms shall have the right to exist. My advice: Do this more 
often. 


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  On the wedding night my wife and I tried to install Windows 
95, but we nothing happened. Maybe we are sick with something? 
Tell me: where do we go? 


   - The main thing - do not worry. Did not work the first time 
- try again. Not Feel free to experiment, and you have all

necessarily succeed. Light a candle
include quiet, soft music and - go ahead! Remember: more than 
1000000 people have experienced the same trouble as you. A how 
much is yet to be? 


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  Just got a new computer.
How to determine, first, I had a user or not?


   - It does not matter. The most important
is to find a mutual understanding.


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  My name is Nastya, I will fall in the 8 th
class. My problem is that
I have a very small hard disk.
Are there any ways to increase it? The girls in the class laugh 
at me ... 


    - There is nothing funny about it. Very
Many people faced with this problem. Fortunately, at present, a 
host of ways to overcome it. Y Each has its advantages and 
disadvantages. Which to choose - you decide. Just do not forget 
to first consult with a specialist.



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  How to insert a floppy disk 3.5?


    - Usually it takes the right hand and
inserted into the appropriate size hole to a depth of about six
fingers. However, if you're a southpaw, you can
safely use the left hand - prohibitions
here are misplaced. Try to do
this with the lips or hips - this will
changes in your sex life.


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  My computer has only one
drive at 3.5. At work I have many disks at 5.25. Tell me, can
Is my drive on the 3.5 time to adjust to the 5.25 floppy?


    - Sorry, can not. This is one of the brightest
Examples of incompatibility.


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  Misha wrote to you, conscripts.
Three years ago I started doing 'lexicon' and have been doing 
that ever since. Tried several times to quit, but nothing 
Timeout. Perhaps I'm a weirdo and infirm. Soon to return to the 
citizen, but as I look into the eyes of his comrades?



    - Do not worry, there is no reason to worry. This is 
perfectly normal phenomenon, a stage through which

many. By some estimates, up to 85% of men did the same, or 
doing it until now. Usually, after some time it passes. Of 
course, if you do this several times during

of the day, bringing themselves into a frenzy, it is necessary 
vmeshatelsvo psychiatrist. 


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  When I was in first grade, I was approached by a high school 
student and offered to write with his program in BASIC. I began 
to refuse, but he made me. Since then I have write programs in 
BASIC only. Sometimes, when the parents go, we're going to

a group of 6-8 guys and write programs for
BASIC together. A year ago, I met
with a girl, and she invited me to write
program in Pascal. I have nothing
Timeout, and then long headache.
My name is Valery, in September
I turn 47 years old. My life is broken ...


     - In the first place I turn to
adults: Teach children what dangers await them in school, in 
the street, Away. Tell us what happened to them can make his 
uncle with mental disorders. Only not to be too intimidated - 
children are very impressionable, they may occur

complexes, which can then be mixed in
their adult life.

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