DonNews #15 16 июля 2001

Новости

News - Local News.

(C) Wild 'Klim / oHg / XXL

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instead of the prologue:


  Ship captain collects the crew and passengers, and says:
 - I have two news: one good,
and the other not. How would you like to hear first?

  Chorus:
 - Good !!!!!

  Captain:
 - We took eleven Oscars.
 - And the bad?
 - This is the last series ...


                         (C) TITANIC.
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 I have for you as there is good and bad news. I begin with is 
not the worst ...  Heat in our city has not yet reached 60

degree mark ...
 Po'LOZhENIE Affairs OHG - regular (we set
on anything and everything).
 Now the details:
 Our large stock (all of three people), as befits a down and 
out lamer, obzovelis mi-shkami.

 But LOST angel / LAST bit; as befits
cool coders, bought himself SONY
playstation. And now they Napara with SNAKEom chopped into some 
garbage in the evening and before dawn.

 The famous team Licos / PzS, distinguished intelligence and 
ingenuity, led by hero of all time, triple

owner of one degree PARADOX 2k, a
category "WEB design", DIMON'om-POKEMON'om
from the famous tutu CHITOS; acquired
AMIGA-mi. No, in Rostov AMIG not increased, just the only 
active member of the LICOS-s (all other passive-ass)

remained DIMON.
 DEMON, in all probability, kodit in gaming parlors, where he 
crawls out even in dire need, and shit just sitting at 
monitorom.Ego favorite programming languages and communication 
- is: STAR CRAFT, QUAKE-3, HEROES-2.  SNAKE uhuykal still a 
spec, and on restoring it - did not arise. And he is now PS has 
to share with LOST angel-ohms, which they have one for two. 
This phenomenon called GAME-Gangbang (extremely severe, which 
progressively develops into a chronic running).  The only guys 
who make us happy at Currently, it's DPL. Today they do not

come under this pizdorezku because of
They do not fucking seen or heard, as well as their
themselves.
 Edward was left alone. This shark ZX-business
will soon visit the office dentistry, where he
will select the appropriate size inserts
jaw as he will soon lose the mother.
 According to recent data obtained from our
Intelligence, he got a personal printing press
which is preparing a new Spectrum
newspaper. Or maybe not Spectrum, and maybe not new, but may 
not qualify, yes and generally, the newspaper right?

 Well, we know exactly what is straight from the tin pizdesh
there is planned.
 Edik, judging from all over to live up to the next PARADOX-a 
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