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Nicron #115
04 декабря 1999 |
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Story - Exam.
Exam
story
(C) A. Smiryagin
- Professor, sorry - I overslept.
- I hope no one?
- One ...
- Two, go.
- Wait. I skazhy all nachistoty. One ... one.
- Two, go.
- No, two ...
- It has finally arrived interesting. So one-on-one or
one-on-two?
- At one ... No two, no one ... Remembered
first there was one on one, and then one or two.
- And how is everything?
- Four, Professor!
- Not four, but two. Zachetky.
- Wait a professor, I podymayu yet. One to one and all
in two, and someone else, in moemy, came along. Only five
Professor!
- Okay, three. For chutzpah.
- Four, Professor ymolyayu, y me scholarship!
- Three, y me math.
- Four, Professor! My wife is pregnant.
- How long?
- From the ytra.
- A y me ytra radikylit. Go three.
- Four!
- Three!
- Four!
- Three!
- Four, Professor! Where the rub?
- Hy well, four. And so I do not see you.
- Okay, I put two and pridy on peresdachy.
- Here's your five ...
- On the plus ...
- With a plus.
- And increasing ...
- Hy it has finally arrived too!
- I mogy and peresdachy come.
- Do not bother, and increased.
- And his pregnant wife. She is waiting in the corridor.
- What will happen, baby!
- No, increased.
- Okay, and his wife, only faster yhodite.
- How is it, professor, and a christening?
- What are the christenings.
- Our son ...
- You kidding?
- Do not you love children?
- I do not like children? Yes, the world no person,
Who would they loved so much.
- Then come, bydete emy godfather.
- Hy if you cross ... I podymayu.
- That's fine. By the way, where we bydem live?
- Live!
- Hy can not is your godson live in a dorm.
- Of course not.
- That's chydesno, today we are with Lucy to you and moves.
How many rooms you y?
- Three.
- A man?
- I am one. The wife has long ymerla and children zhivyt
separately. Know
sometimes it happens pysto. Now we bydem together both
give, and in the evenings to drink tea and watch TV.
- There can be no question. Trehkomnatnyyu we will exchange
on dvyhkomnatnyyu and komnaty ... for you.
- But at least you bydete bring the child to Sunday?
- What baby?
- My godson.
- You yma gone. No child is not bydet. Tomorrow at
I send Lyusky abortion. And in general, to me, this fig
Lyus ka with my high and flat ... What is it, professor?
You do not put me yspeli estimates!
... Three days later, were buried. Stronger than all the
sobbing some stydent in a tattered overcoat and yshanke askew.
He was crying so hard, how can cry only person who has lost a
One day his father, zheny, children, shelter, and every
bydyschee ...
Andrew SMIRYAGIN
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