Nicron #48 20 августа 1997

Юмор

Humor - anecdotes.

(R) DEL

 Dad reads the boy-brake anecdote from a newspaper: One man
 to sound is determined brand of car. Put him in traffic 
policemen  under the bridge, going Mears - Mears determines, 
rides Morris-Marina -  determines the Morris-Marina. Let 
Zaporizhets, man says  - And a cat with a can tied to the tail. 
Boy  - Brake: what is a Zaporozhets?



 Moshe tells friends the night of event:-Rode,
 all were searched, all smashed and taken! Do you think it all 
about?  No! Fuck me, wife, father and a cat! Do you think it is

 all? No! They said that more will come tomorrow. Do you think
 Now that all? NO! When leaving, one kicked me and
 said: "The bandits!" No, you think, I'm a thugs!
 My wife and I both laughed and laughed so hard ...


 Hare in the Ukrainian village. Winter. Night. The door knocks 
crest  and Creech Vitchini, well vitchini! Yes, you're 
cheating! Neto y  I ham! Morning came, and the crest 
immediately froze at the door.  -Here is a pancake, and would 
like sausage ... 


 Walking down the street a man, somewhat under the gas. Night 
all around.  Suddenly, toward something big and blue. - Who are 
you? : * O - I?  Blue y% # 'slit! Goes further. Suddenly, 
toward something great and  green. - Who are you? : * OO - I? 
Green y% # 'slit! Goes further.  Suddenly, toward something big 
and gray. - Ah! I know: you  Gray y% # 'slit! : *) - Citizen! 
Come! 


 We are going to jerk from Anapa to Novorossiysk, came
 to the bus station, boarded the bus, waiting. Comes
 the girl and asked the driver, a Georgian, Terry:
 -Tell, and the bus in Novorossiysk? - Kaneshno! - A
 why it says "Anapa" - A Personal information revealed here bi 
beat zhyopa  written, ti bi too paverila?



 Odessa since the NEP-a. Obsharpany five-story brothel, from
 windows look out b @ # $ and, on the porch sitting mistress
 brothel madam Zyher.Pered thick facade, with his golovy,
 stands a small boy, watching on the roof
 sovokyplyayutsya cat and the cat. Animals so yvlecheny that
 fall down from the roof to the ground, and the boy screaming 
in delight:  - Zyher Madame, Madame Zyher, y your signboard 
ypala! 


 The husband comes home late at night. His wife, sensing the 
smell  alcohol, asks: - Again, a banquet? - Yes, dear.

 Seeing her husband on the cheek of traces of lipstick: - Once 
again, colleagues  kissing? - Yes, dear. When her husband 
undressed, wife  astonishment asked: - But why you ladies 
panties?  Pause. - Honey, you're so smart, I, well, think up

 something.


 One man was on the island of the Amazons ... Women with
 happy to use it. When his strength exhausted,
 he decided to kill him. - Your last wish, the man
 Say! - Let will deliver me to death most of the ugly
 you. And the man was alive!


 Exam. Goes to zero drunken student. - Prfsr! You
 uk ... will take the exam in, uk ... drunken Students? Well,
 Professor thinks - okay. - Approx. - IR! RRRebyata ...
 skidding.