Nicron #37 05 июня 1997

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Humor - anecdotes.

(C) Delealan


   Bachelor asks a family friend, as he now

   new capacity. - Great! - Meets the one - you come

   home, everywhere is clean, tidy, dinner on the table, the 
stove 

   wife, beautiful, attentive, good and twitters, chirps,

   chirps, idiot!


   The correspondent of the local newspaper decided to reveal 
the level of 

   training of students. He asked the students to different 
courses 

   one question: "How much is 2x2?" The results of his survey

   were as follows: freshman confidently replied:

   "Four"; sophomore pulled out a cheat sheet to the table

   multiplication, a third-and quickly took out a calculator

   counted; chetverokursnik ran in the display class

   to make a program, and with indignation pyatikursnik

   said: "What I remember the constants required?"


   Student makes graduation drawing - a huge, complex, three

   days continuously tinkering with it. Suddenly a fairy 
appears at night: 

   - What are you doing? - Why, with a drawing trhayus! - And on

   really want to have sex?! - Of course I want! - Well

   fuck, fuck! - Says the fairy, and throws in

   drawing a vial of mascara.


   Student danced with a girl and suddenly fell. - Water! 
Water! - 

   cried the girl. Ran with water and brought the glass to

   lips of the victim. The student opened his eyes slowly and 
quietly 

   whispered: - And the bread.


   Ambassadorial toilet. Two diplomats - our English and

   celebrate small need, and then sent to anlichanin

   shell, and our the door. A. - And do you have in your dip.

   school did not teach after using the toilet to wash your 
hands? H. - And in our 

   Our deep. school taught not to pee on your hands!


   There are two Georgian. - Givi, here desyat rubles

   - Hang curtains on his window - I can not look like your

   your wife every night doing blow job! - Gogi, here

   twenty rubles - buy the binoculars and see who it is

   wife ...


   By odeccity suitable visitor: - Sorry, you do not know

   where Deribacovckaya? - I? I do not know where 
Deribacovckaya? Yes 

   Come on you's. $%! Did you see - I do not know where 
Deribacovckaya!