Nicron #35 22 мая 1997

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Humor - anecdotes.

(R) Delealan



   The plane, a flight from Moscow to Chukotka, somewhere over 
the tundra, man 

   Stewardess: - Open, I'll go ... - 8-O Man, height

   10 thousand feet ... - Open I go ... She goes to

   pilot ... - There's a guy wants to go ... - It's a

   small, covered in bandages? - Yes ... - Yes, let him, he

   always here goes ...



   Here comes a man in a subj and sees the following scene. 
Worth 

   at urinals wino, @ /% node ties and mutters: - What

   viper, yesterday rose, so today is not pee!



   Wound up in the woods Dragon and begot fulyuganit. y and

   came BOGATYR zhahnut OOGO. Goes through the woods. Around 
the pile 

   crap. Big very big. Goes further and sees a cave.

   He was there (the cave) as garknet: - Hey Dragon. Come on

   fair fight. Fight will be. In response - silence. - Hey

   Dragon - Out Coward pid $% p% n Gun $. Again silence. y

   he was gone. Gore takes place and a verb: Well pid $% p, well

   gan $% H, well, why in the ass to scream!



   Phone call. - Hello, Jenny can be? - No, it

   busy mouth. Who is it? When I finished she will call back. 
Lozhit 

   pipe, and said: "Do not got there:)



   Jung came to be employed on whaling schooner. Old Skipper

   explained to him obyazyannosti showed where the bed, locker 
and 

   galley, payment, etc. - in short, agreed. And then

   Jung asked: - Sir, swimming last half a year? -

   Similarly, my son. - And how am I going to do without women

   so long? - Ah, youth, green ... Come on. Led

   Pilot cabin boy in a small empty cabin, where on one wall

   - Excellent picture naked woman in full

   size with a hole in an intimate place. - Well, son,

   admire. - And you can try? - Break. Tried -

   liked it. - And, you can? - Can .- And so every day?

   - Yes, except Thursday. - Why do except Thursdays?? - And on

   Thursdays it's your turn to stand on the side ...



   Chukchi is sitting on a bough, and sawing it with him. Passes

   Russian and says: - Chukchi, you're now fall. - No!

   Will not fall down. Departs Russian Chukchi bumts on the 
ground and said in 

   the following:-The Wizard though!