Nicron #34 15 мая 1997

Юмор

Humor - anecdotes.

(C) Delealan



  Family lives drug. My son comes home and calls at the door

  Mamma from behind the door: - Who's there? - Mom, it's me! - 
No, son, 

  Mom - that's me.



  Piglet is on lesy. Looks - Winnie Pyh sitting on a stump,

  cake eating. Piglet comes and says: - Winnie, let me

  kysochek cake! - Fuck off, pig. And anyway, it's not cake,

  and Sdobnaya bylochka. - Winnie, ny let me kysochek bylochki!

  Winnie Pyh eagerly yminaya cake: - Do not interfere, and in 
general it is not 

  bylochka, and a crust of bread. - Winnie, ny let me kysochek

  crust of bread! Winnie, picking up crumbs from the stump: - 
How do you 

  I got bored, Piglet, however. You do not even know what

  want.



               About B b I'm In A E H & E

          Found a black leather purse
             with a large sum of money.
                Thank you!



  A man with a hangover went for a beer. Suited to the stall, 
and there 

  plaque hangs and states that no beer. A man angry,

  angry, loud voice: - BEER Nooo, beer NEEEET!

  could not, whether that quietly write: no beer. (End

  read quietly and calmly):)))



  Climb a high mountain climbers. Climb, then

  climb. And the higher the climb, the more crap

  smells. Climbed to the summit - a terrible stench. Looked 
around, and 

  there is an ancient old man sits, brooding. They told him: - 
Grandfather 

  Why such a stink? - Listen to this: Once upon a time the 
rules here 

  powerful and wise king. He had a beautiful daughter,

  beautiful as an angel, gentle as a rose petal, a modest

  and proud. It so happened that she fell in love with a guy 
from a simple 

  family, poor but noble and brave. However, the king -

  the girl's father was against her love. But in love, against

  Will the king decided to get married and for that escaped 
from the king 

  Palace ... Nasushili they bag biscuits and set off.

  The king was angry and sent for the lovers chase ... Long

  ran love the chase and came to this mountain ... and

  They climbed on this hill, fleeing from his pursuers ... AND

  They climbed higher and higher ... And at the very top they 
understood, 

  do not hide it ... And then they rushed down to the great

  hill and crashed against the rocks, but stayed together 
forever ... - 

  Grandpa, this is understandable, but why it stinks? A @ # $ 
knows? 

  shit someone ...



  1941 Moscow. Rabinovich called the People's Commissariat of 
Defense. - 

  Comrade Rabinovich! Help the country! Should be extended for

  Frontline 20,000 leaflets. Be careful and vigilant!

  A week later comes Rabinovich: - All extended ... -

  Are all spread? - Yes. I request a receipt. Here

  money.