Nicron #34 15 мая 1997

Story - foreigners will help us ... Of course!

              Foreigners will help us ... Of course!


                The more of us, the less of them.
                            AK


   In an episode of "The New York multiplies" were
published defamatory material relating to Russia
Army. CIA's so-called experts have put forward a theory in
according to which Russian generals do not know how
schitat.Tochnee, they know how, but a very peculiar way. 
Unfortunately, we do not can cause the materials completely, as 
the entire edition of the journal "NYU" was bought MO von 
Stirlitz and taken to the USSR, where Further traces of it are 
lost. But something that we can bring to memory as a wonderful 
example of imperialist logic, rather, the lack of a sample of 
this. 

   It's no secret that every Russian
in the soul of an ardent admirer of algebra. Probably to blame 
for Kirill and Methodius, who invented the letters X and Y are 
(almost too) similar to the letters X and Y. people who are 
fluent in X and Y, usually bad imagine how you can take on 91 
(for example). 

   Generals during the war were able to take only three. In the
Indeed, had the largest number of 4-th Ukrainian Front. 5-th is 
not was. The remaining edges have numbers from 1 st to 3rd. 
What is it about can say that? "Here!" - Offer an answer vile 
hirelings imperialist media propaganda. Russian generals

believed then, as follows:

   1, 2, 3, lot.

   At the same time to confuse the front was impossible. It was 
easy to observe and subordination. Distinguished generals


   Major-General - one asterisk;

   Lieutenant-General - by two asterisks;

   Colonel-General - by three asterisks.

   A General of the Army (as a man with great stardom on
Straps) - for four stars. After the war, the need for
operate with specific divisions disappeared, and the ability
to the bill fell. Recall, for example, the story of how two 
generals are not could agree, for the X or Y, they should 
designate the number of enemy tanks.


   Degradation has led to the need for reforms in the insignia.
General of the Army had, instead of four stars worn on the
chase only one, though a little more. Otherwise it is 
impossible - not learn; break the chain of command, and it is a 
mess. Therefore, Now our brave generals, according to the 
central intelligent agents, consider:


   1, 2, a lot.

   A Marshals: 1, a lot - because they do not need
assume pip. Not surprisingly, they say, so that
General G., intending to storm the city of H., I dispense forces
two Parachute Regiment. Simply, he has long grown up
level of Marshal, and believed that unless one is already a lot.

   How can you argue these idle fancies? This is best
made a Commander in Chief, returning just a couple of
months ago, the army generals to four stars! Ate, Bourgeois
cursed? Do not go in your favor lesson Malchish Kibalchish. Know
now ours!

                        (C) HTSHTSCH