Nicron #32 01 мая 1997

Юмор

Humor - anecdotes.

(C) Delealan



 Go, then, fishermen and see a pond, and past the guy driving 
the cows:  -P. A man, here is the fish? -M. Where it here by x 
@ #  gone?? Sitting all day - no afternoon poklevki.Pod

 see again the same guy:-P. Guy, you are told that there
 the fish are! -M. And where it is at x @ # get ...........



  - Madam, what are you eating enough? - I figure the bank. -

  Yes, but to save your figure, you need to eat, eat, eat ...



  Siberia ... Gloomy rucckie men for many years cut lec

  cvoimi heavy iron axes, but here, once

  privezni them new lecopilku the Japan ... Zacunuli gloomy

  rucckie myzhiki this lecopilku cmolictuyu huge pine ...

  - Bzzz - New File Type lecopilka the Japan ... - Wow!? -

  File Type sullen rucckie guys ... And zacunuli in lecopilku

  Tolstyi solid oak: - Bzzz - the Japan New File Type

  lecopilka ... - Wow !!!!!?? - Udivilic sullen rucckie

  guys ... And zacunuli in lecopilku rusty scrap iron: -

  Trpppp - ucpela File Type lecopilka ... - Yeah !!!!!!!

  obradovalic rucckie surly peasants and went hack lec

  cvoimi heavy iron axes ...



  - Vasily Ivanovich, you would quit smoking. - I do not know,

  Petka, as of this infection get rid of. - Do you have candy

  bought. Said to help. - Tried, does not burn.



  Petya had come to the headquarters. He knocked out the eye 
and hand in a cast. 

  Vasily Ivanovich with horror: - Petya, what's the matter? - 
Yes, I 

  Today in the pub with a peasant in the eyes argued that he

  my hand will not break.



  In the cabin is a flight attendant. - Lord passengers!

  The plane is to land at Odessa airport. Fasten

  belts, and it will be like last time. - And how was

  last time? - Those who are not strapped on the wall

  smeared. And who is strapped, looked quite as lively.



  - What makes your hand in my pocket? - Looking for a match. -

  Could ask for. - I am ashamed.



  - The financial movers and shakers - who's this? - Who has 
the gate from 

  money.



  - Vasily Ivanovich, but have you ever saved the girls from

  Rape? - Saved one, Petka. - And how? - I'm it

  persuaded.



  Chapaeva Petka sent to Africa for cultural aid

  underdeveloped countries. Soon comes the commission of the 
Central Committee 

  check their work. They see Chapaeva leaping in

  billowing cloak on the river Limpopo and the towing

  on the cable negro, rolling on the river for water skiing.

  The Commission is satisfied. Next meet Petya, who had 
harnessed 

  to plow two blacks and plow the ground. The Commission is 
outraged: - And 

  you call cultural assistance? Take the example of

  Comrade Chapaev ride nigger! - No, it's Basil

  Ivanovic crocodile caught on live bait!



  Call the morgue. - Grandpa is already three days without 
spending the night at home. You do not 

  could check, maybe you have it? - Describe the specific

  signs. - It burr.