Nicron #32 01 мая 1997

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Humor - Description ECHCC (Single Ctandapt Ha Covkovogo Cicopa).

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                  *** Description ECHCC ***
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          *** Description *** ECHCC

          (Single Standard On Covkovogo Cicopa)

          1. General Provisions

1.1 This standard is designed to detect the total mass of 
specific individuals who have received the scientific name of 
sysops SysOp-accurate translation of this word is unknown to 
us, but we shall It is a medical term.


1.2 Persons satisfying this formal document prepared for life 
the title or sysop Psisom [see below]. 

           2. Characterization

           2.1 General condition

Unshaven (continuing in the same degree) - beer 
(substitute-lemonade) mayonnaise in a store-cat (under the bed) 
Custom understanding the word "It" - the first thought when a 
friend request to write to him on tape, anything from the world 
of classical music - "Damn, it is still hour format :-(". 
reaction to the word TOWER - , - <Enter> Option for GoldED 
-  <R>  <M>. - Has an unhealthy reaction the word 
"General"-are absent any notion of time, chicle, day, week, 
etc. mecyatse 

              2.2 Must

Snarl at the codeword "ATS" - cause for concern, having heard of
Metro phrase "hendsheyk faylyure" nostalgically to perceive the 
word Bowhill wide open eyes at the sight of the CONNECT 17689 / 
VOICE - speak while the tube "ATDP03 |" - to understand that 
DZeto not initials, and the diagnosis, that KGB is alive and 
well and is always with us! be able to squeak at least 1200-not 
to be confused with the answer whistle V23 

          2.3 Specific actions

Before opening the doors double-clicks <ESC>-all sorts of flames
tries to immediately repay - tells his wife when she goes to 
sleep: "Here is another note to finish reading, and come 
again." inscriptions stalls reads: "Ludmila - RELIABLE 
COMPRESSED your partner, sometimes goes to a military 
department to study rockets 

             2.4 Special features

It is unclear why we would like to eat at half past three in 
the morning. As in all rest of the time. :) - Red eyes (the 
sysop)-swollen fingers (Moved down the roof pinched ...)- 
permanent desire spaaaa-a-aa-at ......... State is almost 
stable because sleeps fitfully and line of sight from every 
komputera.Prosypaetsya half hour and anxiously looking at the 
screen, not a glitch. strongly excited when he heard a 
passionate sizzle carrier'a-graduated from the institute, 
forgets to pick up a diploma 

             2.5 Dreams

Modem to 115200 and communication with everyone around the 
clock and without a single mistake, get naked Santa sheepskin 
Mules firms with payment by fax 

          2.6 Unconditional reflexes

When he hears a joke type ':)' - after the phone
talk all the time trying to press Alt + Q, Alt + X or Esc, 
depending on the picture on the screen blizhlezhaschego 
computer - when dialing long-distance telephone number after 
the number 8 seconds waiting saying in my head Wwwwwww ....; if 
busy, then considers four BUSY and only then clicks on the reset


          2.7 innermost desires

Morning: sleep - in the evening: a cup of coffee - always: USR 
HST 14400e, cigarette, a lot of floppy disks, hyphae, sleep, 
486 - rare: copy, format, is, to explain something - never: 
wash, shave, get married 

          3. Classification SysOp-s

Sysop with strong psychic potential is called Psisop. The main 
differences from the normal (meaning sysop:): willpower catches 
busy and loses carrier (once all hold no obtained !!!), modem 
is very responsive to it and worked out a conditional reflex: 
the words "connect, bitch !!!!" responsible CONNECT 2400 And 
the phrase "right now ... [let it be hrenaknetsya]"-NO CARRIER. 

Represents one of the varieties of zombie as soon as the chief 
says echidna voice code phrase "Here come the expense of 
long-distance ...", deletes itself, or falls into a rage (as 
also the variant "tower"). May also cheerfully answer 
(depending on the interests of the head): 

     1) Fresh AIDSTEST the source

     2) BC + + 3.0

     3) Ehi commercial
He added: "directly rocked, here!".