Maximum #01 08 июня 1996

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solid jokes - 7 gags ...

                       SOLID FUN



   I am pleased to present you the new batch of jokes. Although 
the name newspapers has changed, but this topic will live and 
nothing in it change. So, I begin.




   She said a word to me does not get us any dialect ...


   Third week, with horns go, even the neighbors noticed.


   Offered me sex in the car do ... I, too, avtolyubitelnitsu 
found. 


   He has on women is only one difference ... what in the 
pants, though it is, frankly, not great ... 


   She screams: "And as you have only the conscience of a rose 
to me to say? ". And I answered her that I had on her 
conscience would not even up ...



   This kid lives in a communal car he does not, but still
stamps as a boy collects ... So I said to him: "It would be 
better doychmarki you going! "



   Neighbors climb your own business: "What a Negro hum?". 
Girlfriends the same direction. I never thought that we have so 
many racists. 



   Well that's all. Enough is enough. And then the next room 
there is nothing left.