Maximum #01 08 июня 1996

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Fun - 3 fun ...

                           FUN.



   Hi all. I MASTER SOFT. I'll keep this column and write
You all sorts of jokes and anecdotes. Well, Well. Let's go ...


  1. Modem - is a unique invention in science and technology,

  which has a huge number of lights, stupid

  unnecessary detalek and wires. Modem is used to transfer

  information over the telephone network and napuskaniya it (in

  net), all incomprehensible sounds.


  2. Puddle - a depression in the ground, serving to store 
water, 

  which in turn is extremely unfavorable to very drunk

  people. Which, after sufficient doses of alcohol have leads
  chku drop themselves into these recesses (puddles).


  3. Militiaman - a obezyanoobraznoe creature. In general,

  this feature is well manifested in those situations where 
these 

  being harass innocent dudes brutally

  beating them with rubber truncheons.