Maximum #01 08 июня 1996

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jokes are not for everyone - 2 jokes that not everyone will understand.

                     ANECDOTES NOT FOR EVERYONE.



   I have long thought to open this category or not. Decided to 
open up. Well firstly, this topic will not be permanent. Just 
such anecdotes do not always occur. But today there is one, or 
rather one in duplicate. So, what is the anecdote is not for 
everyone? This is the anecdote that not everyone will 
understand, and only those who know what was going on well and 
all that jazz. In short here's a sample, and because now is the 
European football championship, and the anecdote is a football 
theme. 



   Severely knocked about Gorlukovicha penalty opponent. Ran
doctors in the field. He lies. Run up and players. Doctors 
spreshivayut: "What hurts?" Where injury? Should we take away 
from the field? ". And he answered them: "What number?" What 
number? ". 


   Streetcar knocked Gorlukovicha. Rests on the rails. All fit 
and fuss. Ambulance arrived. Corpsmen say: "Where does it 
hurt?". And he named answers: "What number?".




   Well, here they are, anecdotes are not for everyone. 
Naturally bolelschoki Spartak Moscow understood what was going 
on, and now sit around and making fun of these two anecdotes, 
well, the rest are now at a loss. And I also told you: 
"Anecdote is not for everyone." His quick-witted jokes read 
somewhere else, while We just are - jokes are not for everyone. 
Wait for new jokes.