Nicron #24 13 марта 1997

Юмор

Humor - anecdotes.

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                  Jokes

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(C) DELEALAN



- What is your beautiful dog! It is probably wise? - You bet!
Last night, while walking, I told her: "It seems we have 
something forgotten. "And what do you think she did? - Probably 
ran home and brought this thing? - No, she sat down and 
scratched behind his ear and began to think that it could be.




Is a wolf in the forest - looking jamb, suddenly looks - is 
oblique - and cannot smoke. Well, the wolf rolls: - Hey, slash! 
Where cannot take it? - Yes - that's swept the bear, and 
medvediha she does not smoke - that's all oblique doorsteps and 
distributed, but only an oblique (in the sense of hares)! A the 
rest of the pi $ $ hole gives! Suitable means wolf to a bear 
den (Squints his eyes in different directions): - Give 
kosyachek let - smoke a little bit ... Bear: - someone you 
remind me? - Yes - I have a scythe ... - I myself can see that 
the oblique, oblique WOLF is! 



A lady was bitten by a dog on the street. Embarrassed hostess
explains: - Normally, my boxer is very sweet, but you probably
the same perfume as my mother in law.



One traveler returns from a business trip and was horrified to 
hear as one of his two parrots repeated sweetly: 'Embrace

me, my dear, hold me, dear. "In a fit of jealousy
salesman wallop to his wife and not the next day
going away on business. Upon his return, he finds a 
parrot-whistle-blower on the spot. Asked where he, his wife 
says that is probably burned by love. Then the salesman asks a 
second parrot who remained in the cell: - Tell me what 
happened? - I will say - is responsible parrot - but only away 
from the stove and the presence of my lawyer.




Gathered rabbit, a hedgehog and a turtle have a drink. Think of 
whom to send for bottle ... Decided - a turtle ... 15 minutes 
waiting for half an hour of waiting, am waiting ... Hedgehog 
starts to cry: - Yes Elah-burns! But where this bastard! Turtle 
crawls out of the bushes and said: Will you swear do not go 
anywhere! 



Go through the forest a wolf, the fox and the tortoise. 
Snickers is time. Wolf: - Twenty-one - it alone. Fox: - 
Forty-eight - half Please. A turtle Mmmm .... passed ... Move 
on Mars lies. Well, the wolf under the old program, and the 
turtle traveled. Go on Twix lying around. Wolf: - Twenty-one - 
it alone. Fox: - Forty-eight - half please. Turtle: - Hmm ... 
ninety nine - let even lick?




In a fight a crocodile teeth knocked out by the Director. Now 
Cheburashka fun, chopping nuts his false teeth.




Meets a wolf in the woods Red Riding Hood. - Little Red Riding 
Hood, you Where are you going? In the House of Young Pioneers 
on the Christmas tree? - No, Gray, in the House officers on a 
stick. 



Wolf lowered his tail through the hole. No sooner had he said: 
"Catching fish ... "- as he picked a pack of piranhas.




Gene Cheburashka crook trying to string bag with air vents. 
Cheburashka useful, and Gena is waiting downstairs. Fit it: - 
You Th doing here? Gene: - Why, gifts for the new year hangs! - 
You Th, Green, mad? - (Thoughtful) Hmm? Hmm. Okay. Hey eared!

Take off your gifts!



Flies Winnie the Pooh on a balloon and sings: I cloud, cloud, 
cloud, and not a bear ... Opened hollow, and there sits a wasp -

unshaven, in a jacket, a fur hat with one ear ... And he says: -
Seems to me a teddy that no you will not cloud, and the element
disgraceful ...