Nicron #19 06 февраля 1997

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Humor - 1001 question about it.

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                1001 QUESTION ABOUT IT

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(C) MDF HACKER

Author unknown.


      1. 'I am 14 years old, I was a schoolboy. Please help me!
     All my friends say that the modem should be as
     at least 9600, but I vseggo only for 2400. C
     parents I speak on this topic too shy
     they are my strict. Is it pathological?
     Tell me how to be a normal modem? "

 No pathology here net.V this case is the norm
 anything that gives you pleasure to communicate that you
 nice. Remember: a lot depends on you. I know a lot of
 when a person with a modem for 1200 vytvoryayu such that
 neighbor (who, incidentally, was at 14400) did not even dream 
of.  It is quite another matter if the adult is not more

 300, should seek emergency medical attention!

    2. "My name is Nastya, I'll fall in Grade 8. My
       the problem is that I have very small cue hard drive. 
Are there any ways to        increase? The girls in the class 
laugh at me ... " 

 There is nothing funny about it. Too many people are faced with
 this problem. Fortunately, now appears
 mnnozhestvo ways to overcome it .. Each has its
 advantages and disadvantages. How to choose - you decide. Only
 Do not forget to first consult with a specialist.

    3. 'Writing to you Michael, regular soldiers sluzhby.Tri 
year ago     I started doing "vocabulary" and have been doing 
that before     so far. Tried several times to quit, but nothing

    Timeout. Perhaps I'm a weirdo and infirm. Soon
    back to the citizen - and as I fellow eyes
    take a look? "

 Do not worry, there is no reason to worry. This sovereigns
 normal, a stage through which many more. By
 some estimates, up to 85% of men did the same, or
 same zanimayutsya this until now. Usually after some time
 it passes. Of course, if you do this a few
 times during the day, bringing themselves up to isspupleniya 
must  psychiatric intervention.


    4. "My husband and every Friday we do a backup of the entire
       our information. I prefer cartridges Bernuilli, and
       husband like magneto-optical disks for 1.2 GB. Who
       of us is right? "

 You're both right. Each of you has his ideal, his
 habits. And she, and other points of view are entitled to
 existence. My advice: Do this more often.


      5. "On the wedding night my wife and I tried to install
     Windows 95, but we did not succeed. Maybe we
     something sick? Tell me: where do we go? "

            (To be continued)