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Nicron #19
06 февраля 1997 |
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Humor - anecdotes.
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Jokes
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(C) DELEALAN
Two Englishmen fish. In one bite, it is cut down and pulls out
a lovely mermaid. After admiring it, he removes it from hook
and throws it back into the water. The second is surprised: -
But why? - But how?
The guy in the film festival met a girl-Spaniard
and invited her to his home in the evening for a visit. During
the day he resorted to his friend - a doctor:
- You know, I Spaniard in the evening, invited guests, and you
know - there are so sultry woman ... Well, in general, would
you give me something to this, that I did not disgrace himself
in front of her. Physician friend gave him pills, the guy took
them, as was specified in the recipe. The next day they meet
again: - Well, tell me, how did you do yesterday?
- OK, eight times.
- And it?
- And she did not come ...
- Girl, you just go?
- Just go crazy.
- Well, then you go out?
- Issued only in marriage.
- Well, what do you do then?
- Climbs!
- Oh, sorry, I did not know that you have a birthday today! ..
Talk to two friends:
- Why do not you go fishing?
- Yes here, you know, the wife will not let me.
- And you do as I do. On Friday, all harvested in the morning
on Saturday threw back the curtains blankets, looking at the
back of his wife and say: "Well Butt. "She is offended, we
quarrel. I am for the bait - and fishing. Buddy did. Prepared
to tackle the evening. Morning threw canopy of quilts:
- Well, ass ... Come on it, that fishing trip!
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