Nicron #19 06 февраля 1997

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Humor - Small Encyclopedia of Computer beings, Antonov and Maverick, a sequel.

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            Encyclopedia of Small Computer beings

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(C) MDF HACKER.

Compiled and supplemented by Antonov for assistance known
Person-my friend Maverick'a
Edited in word by 'MDF hacker



    Chapter Two Hacker ° °



        1. View: Hacker herakery
           Type: furtive
           Family: dishonest

Is the most useless kind, dishonoring the prestige of other
Representatives of this group of beings. Knowledge of the 
assembler or native zero steals already cracked programs

and sticks in his own nickname. Different phenomenal laziness 
and does not try to use my brain to create a unit of its 
programs. As a rule, single and closed. If, however, is trying 
to establish contact with other individuals, is silent about 
their true receptions hakkerskom art. Define Hacker herakernogo 
very easy - just ask him to give you one of his last demo. The 
response is known. 

        2. Type: pirate skillful
           Type: educated
           Family: Elite

This profi. Knows the memory map as his ten fingers (it
because two-handed work on the keyboard!). Very industrious -
does not spare the time to search for passwords, integrates 
infinite lives, energy and break through the levels, etc. This 
kind of inclined to join in the clans Hacker division of labor, 
their leader, caste encoders and demo-maker'ov, circle of 
friends in the software stores (we is a subspecies - a clever 
pirate west) and uninterrupted system hacking. Very sociable 
and often suffers losses due to the vast Number of sent mail 
and floppy disks. The most viable form. The population is 
constantly renewed, that contributes to its hardening.


        3. Type: ordinary encoder
           Type: educated
           Family: Elite

The representative of the caste coders, specializing in the 
production of screen savers (demo and intro). Is not a Hacker 
in the full sense of the word, because busy with the usual 
coding in assembly language or universal demo-creator'ah - 
wrote the music, graphics, fonts and animation (animation). Not 
prone to numerous contacts with their own kind. Consequence of 
brain mutation is even more enthusiastic about their work and 
increase awareness. 

        4. View: Hacker virusonosny
           Type: mischievous
           Family: snide


Incomplete forms of the virus-producer. Nature's rage prompts 
him to break the program, not bringing it to the end and infect 
their own viruses. Quite experienced and knows well the 
consequences of their amusements. Typically, this individual is 
excluded from the some of the clan for laziness or 
carelessness. Ambitious, but be careful. Therefore, the virus 
is called only his nickname, fear of retribution.


            (To be continued)