Nicron #18
31 января 1997 |
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Humor - Small Encyclopedia of Computer beings, Antonov and Maverick.
° ° Encyclopedia of Small Computer beings ° ° (C) MDF HACKER. Compiled and supplemented by Antonov for assistance known person - my friend Maverick'a. Edited in word by 'MDF hacker. ° Chapter One-sysops ° 1. Type: sysop perfect Type: good-natured Family: Independent Most small form sisopov, today found only in special nurseries. This mass extinction is a consequence of the natural goodness sysop ideal not zhalevshego titles or Extra SysOp for any nosy users (see "user"). The result is deflated File arias crap ekhi and unimaginable accounts for the long-distance communication. This kind of sysop included in the family of independent, because majority of individuals this species had its own BBSki, and therefore not very appreciated their level. (SysOp). 2. Type: sysop sly Type: secretive Family: Forced This species has a much larger number of individuals than the ideal. Key features: sparing of increase, the maximum distorts its BBS by establishing relations unimaginable UL / DL, the time limit, continuously harassed respectable, but unfamiliar users decrease access time and download amount'a. Is not respected in other sisopov because of its ambitious inclinations (Instantly offlin'it all valuable files, despises chat mode and to avoid contact with their own kind. Forced - depend on their bosses, and this justified when talking about a possible download'e. 3. Type: sysop fair Type: tired Family: Independent The closest relative of sysop ideal or is his mutated form. Because of adverse conditions, this type of BBSnyh has undergone numerous metamorphoses before finally form. Outcome: sociability that the optimal level for all users (acceptable UL / DL, a lot of time). Never refuses chat'a and ready to break the news, as well as no harmful manifestations, such as: omission of information has no special value or inclination to lower anyone's level. Note: this kind of fairly successfully competes with yet no less strong views (2) and has a greater chance victory through natural selection. NB: The author deliberately refrained from publishing specific names, but believes that anyone can accurately determine the membership of any sysop. (To be continued)
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