Maximum #14 02 сентября 1996

Foreword - With the new school year!
List BBS - A list of running BBS.
Reprinted with cont. - One hundred stories about the Chukchi (1-25).
Video - Action "Warhead".
Version - 2 versions of the game: UFO-1.
Detective - Wanted: ZHAK & NARC ...

Version - 2 versions of the game: UFO-1.
Detective - Wanted: ZHAK & NARC ... " alt="Foreword - With the new school year!
List BBS - A list of running BBS.
Reprinted with cont. - One hundred stories about the Chukchi (1-25).
Video - Action "Warhead".
Version - 2 versions of the game: UFO-1.
Detective - Wanted: ZHAK & NARC ... ">

                            WEEKLY



        03.09.1996



              PREFACE.


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   Hello. With a little delay came out this number ... But 
nothing. I congratulate all of the new academic year.



   Soon to be a holiday town, hooray! Rock out. But I chegoto 
not all about ... Have you noticed that the reader version 0.2 
beta??? And what of her innovations, you'll find yourself, I 
hope ... And why beta? Yes, it just is not all ideas in it, 
that's when there will be all, that's when everything will be ok



   Well, I will not make you more Georgia ...



               TABLE OF CONTENTS


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     1 ................... List of staff BBS'ok.
     2 .................. Reprinted with the extension.
     3 ...................................... Video.
     4 ..................................... Version.
     5 ..................................... Search.
     6 ........................... Solid fun.
     7 .................................... Advertising.
     8 ..................................... Epilogue.



      List of working with the BBS for 09/02/1996 08/09/1996


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   Started a new school year and started new challenges! Closed 
LIME 4 BBS, but it has opened a new server called PROFI BBS. 
Also changed the schedule at FARAON 2 BBS, SIRIUS 6B BBS and 
DITRONIK 2 BBS. CHIP BBS - again with us. 


   That principle the all the news this week.

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           Reprinted with CONTINUATION.


 (R) Pavel Fedin


             SRT STORIES ABOUT Chukchi


            Necessary Foreword



   For adequate perception of the collection of materials 
compiled by requests all the time to remember that the proposed 
anecdotes are neither in the least nationalistic / which once 
again underlines the epigraph. An anecdotal way of Chukchi is 
not, I hope insult to the representatives of the popular.


                  Chukchi - this is not a nationality,
                  Chukchi - a diagnosis.


1. / Memory K.. W. Chernenko / Chukchi once wanted to become 
Secretary General of the CPSU Central Committee. And there was. 

2. Once Chukcha resulted in pogranchast Geologist and says: 
"However, a spy caught." He was asked: "And with what you have 
that this man is a spy? "- true, but I go, I see: is this man 
and the rock hammer knocks. I ask:" Who are you? "And he said: 
"The chief of the party." Chukchi is not a fool, Chukchi know 
who our head of the Party! ". 

3. Once the Chukchi asked: "The Chukchi, you want to become an 
Honorary Academician of the Academy of Sciences of the USSR? 
"Chukcha thought and said:" However, good! Even-numbered - an 
academician, on the odd - to catch fish! " 

4. Once Chukcha brought Received his novel. Editor read it and 
said: "You see, obscenities ... you would read the classics. 
You read Turgenev? A Tolstoy? And Dostoevsky? .." - "But, no, 
Chukchi - not the reader, Chukchi - a writer." 

5. Chukchi came home from Moscow and said: "The Chukchi in 
Moscow was Chukchi was smart, he knows everything: It turns out 
that Karl Marx, Friedrich Engels, is not four, but two, and 
Glory to the CPSU - no people. "/ Option :...- not a Jew." / / 
Version: "... so sculptural group "Karl Marx, Friedrich 
Engels," rename to "Karl Marx, Friedrich Engels and his 
comrades, and of the same name a herd of deer is halved. "/


6. Once Russian Chukchi says: "Let's play: I'm guessing the 
riddle guessing - I'll give the ruble, not - you tell me." - 
"Come on." Play. "One in red, black and shiny from the outside."

- "Seal?" - "None." - "Deer?" - "None." - "Then I do not know." 
- "One gumshoe." Chukchi puts the ruble. "Two red inside, 
outside black and shiny. "-" Seal "-" No. "-" Deer "-" No. "-

"Then I do not know." - "Two rubbers." Ruble ...

   ... Night, sit Russian and Chukchi play. "1689 in the red,
outside of black and shiny. "-" Seal "-" No. "-" Deer? "-
"Nope."
- "Then I do not know." - 1689 galoshes "...

7. Chukchi returned from the army, and his wife - the child. 
"However, from a child: I'm not there?" - "So in fact you're a 
photograph sent from the army, remember? "-" But, but then 
there I am from the waist up "... 

8. Sit two Chukchi on the shores of the Arctic Ocean. One says:
"Shall I tell you the political anecdote?" - "However, no
and then another exiled somewhere. "

9. Came the Chinese representative to the Chukchi: "To fight 
with you here. You how much?" - Man will be five hundred. And 
you? " - "One billion. "

- "Tut-tut, but where are you going to bury?"

10. Chukchi man tells his wife: "I do not know why they say 
about us that We are / knocks on wood /? "Wife:" Keep. 
"Chukchi:" Sit down, I very open. "


11. Once Chukcha bought cabinet with an internal mirror. Opens
his home: "My wife, look, me brother has arrived!" The wife 
comes: "And with some woman ... "


12. Chukchi speaker at the Congress: "Comrades!" Before the 
Great October Socialist Revolution, we, the Chukchi, 
experienced two feelings: hunger and coldness. Now we are three 
feelings: hunger, feeling cold and a deep sense of 
satisfaction! " 

13. Chukcha comes to Gosplan. "However, 3000 bricks have." -
"Why?" - "The economic experiment." Dali. Comes Chukcha
a year later. "However, 3000 bricks have." - "Why?" - "The 
economic experiment." Dali. Chukcha comes a year later. 
"However, 3000 bricks have." - "Why?" - "The economic 
experiment." Dali, but decided to see what he does with bricks. 
Come see: Chukcha sits on the shore, throwing bricks into the 
water. "What are you doing?" - "However, I think: why the 
bricks are square, and traces in the water round? "


14. Once they put the Chukchi and the monkey on a desert island.
Come - in the Chukchi huge ears and a monkey bump on his 
forehead. Repeated the experiment. Come - again the same thing. 
Again repeated the experiment and decided to follow. Views: 
Chukcha bulge ear: "It's that noise?" Monkey - knocking himself 
on the forehead - "In the pre-pad!"


15. Chukchsky National Theatre staged the play "Caesar and
Brutus "in the three offices. Act One. Comes into play
Big Chukcha, beats his fist into his chest: "I - Caesar!" 
Curtain. ACT II. On the scene big Chukchi Chukchi smaller.

Big: "I - Caesar!" Less: "I - Brutus!" Curtain. Action
third. On the scene big Chukchi Chukchi Chukchi and a little 
smaller. Big: "I - Caesar!" Less: "I - Brutus!" Small: "I - 
Brutus!" Large: "And you - Brutus?" Curtain. 

16. Chukcha came to Moscow. Riding in a taxi in the city. 
Suddenly, across the path - the old lady. Driver - the right 
and the old lady to the right, the driver - to the left and the 
old woman left. Barely missed each other. Go further. Chukchi 
said: "Russian hunter - a bad hunter. If Chukcha the door is 
not opened - went to an old woman! " 

17. Chukchi warned that Moscow taxi drivers - crooks. Chukcha 
came to Moscow, went by taxi. He driver says: "With You have 
three - twenty-five. "Chukcha thinks:" The Chukchi is not a 
fool, Chukchi do not be fooled. "and begins counting: time - 
twenty-five, two - twenty-five, three - twenty-five.


18. Once Chukcha meeting in Moscow. He said: "Bring back the 
deficit." - "And where is it?" - "And as you see all - hence 
the deficit." And Chukcha in Moscow. Caught a taxi and tells 
the driver: "Carry a deficit." - "In the GUM? In CUM? In 
Petrovsky Passage?" - "However, where the queue longer." The 
driver drove to the Chukchi GUM. Left Chukcha to Red Square and 
saw all the tomb and said the taxi driver: "However, I get up 
here, and you in the evening for me breezing. "In the evening a 
taxi driver came over and asked:" Well? "- "However, no luck: 
still came to the counter - the seller is dead." 

19. Ride in a taxi in the front seat beside the driver Chukchi
and in the background - Georgians. The driver asked the 
Chukchi: "You are where?" A Chukchi and can only in Russian 
asking: "How Diehl?" - "Where, where?" - "How Diehl?" - "I do 
not understand" - "As Diehl?" The driver turned to the 
Georgians: "What's he saying?" - Patamuchto! 

20. Once Chukchi Moscow taxi driver put forth a riddle: "Who's 
son my mother, but not my brother? "-" However, I do not know. 
"-" Myself! " Chukcha returned home and tells a riddle: "Who is 
a son of my mother, but not my brother?" - "Do not know." - 
"Moscow taxi driver, though!" 

21. Chukchi got a new apartment and shows guests. First
room: "Here's my Tundra." Second room: "Here I
tundra. "Cuisine:" Here's my Tundra. "Toilet:" Here's my tent. "
He was asked: "Where did you walk to the toilet?" - "In the 
tundra! 

22. Got Chukcha apartment and brags to friends: "Flat is good, 
just sink strange: I press the handle, starts rain water, wash 
your hands still have time, and brush your teeth - not. " 

23. Once Chukcha came into the store: "However much this 
accordion worth?" - "We do not sell the Chukchi accordion." 
Chukchi went dressed by Khokhlov. "Skilki bude accordion cost?" 
- "We do not sell the Chukchi accordion." Went, disguised under 
a Georgian. "Pa-achem this accordion?" - "We do not sell the 
Chukchi accordion." - "And how You know every time that I - 
Chukchi "-" And only Chukcha can called an accordion battery 
steam heating. " 

24. Once Chukcha went to the store: "However, shampoo is?" -
"There is only" egg "-" But, sorry. I fly like a wash. "

25. Once Chukcha bought a refrigerator. He was asked: "The 
Chukchi, why do you refrigerator?" - "However, winter warm: 
winter on the street -40, And -4 in the refrigerator. "




                 VIDEO.


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   Hey, who likes to beat the skins. Buy this movie. Name it
"Warhead". You have to drag him (maybe).


   The plot of this movie. General Craft (Joe Lara) and his 
companions captured some top-secret base where there is a 
missile with a nuclear warhead. They threatened that it will 
launch in Washington, if they do not agree with ihnimi 
conditions. But their conditions are: the resignation of U.S. 
president, and a million (!) Dollars in the bargain. 


   The Government is building a squad to combat terrorism,
who heads Tennam (Frank Zagarino). But the entire squad is 
killed, when they rush in pursuit of the Craft. Sozdavt have a 
new ... 


   In this movie, just plenty of explosions and gunfire. Of 
course, the evil dies.




   P.S. Official dealer of video programs: "WEST WIDEO"



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   Mdaa ... Case ... Something I have not talked about. Well, 
get down to business. I hope that you now do not wake 
disappointed this section, because now I'll look at a version 
of the game UFO: ENEMY UNKNOWN. I certainly understand now, and 
the second game there, but about it in the next room, and now 
... 


   Version 1. This is the real branded version Mednonogova. 
Quoted it at number ... Who the hell knows at what number it is 
quoted. He also made several versions. They differ only 
different price bases, and discharge. An earlier version after 
unloading automatically resets the game, and later - no. Occupy 
and one and the other two discs. No glitches.



   Version 2. Who did it - remained a mystery. Sold it in
SOFTSTAR'a. Holds 2 discs. Written that release 1.4, but I want 
to warn that this is an earlier version Mednonogovskaya (after

unloading reset), and CHEAT'ov I have not found it. They say 
that it has such a small glyuchok, but more about it in the 
next version. 


   Version 3. Made it and the guys from MKHG CODE BUSTERS. 
Immediately suggest to choose CHEAT MODE. He is one, but does 
it all. It takes 1,580 sectors. Previously sold at MAGIC 
SOFT'ov. Release 1.5 is called. All is good, but the trouble is 
that when unloading disk dumps, contagion game. But it's sex 
woes, it, like lurked in the previous glitch. When you have the 
coolest fighter You can not shoot down UFO average, the game 
immediately freezes. Problem, but before the end of the game 
can get. 


   Version 4. Release 2.0 for sale at MAGIC SOFT'ov. Made it
DIGITAL REALITY. Occupies 1,328 sectors. There CHEAT'y, but here
they are included as a specific. After unloading at the state
disk does not reset the game. All would like nothing, but in 
each barrel Honey is a fly in the ointment. Really do not 
advise you to look at pictures of studies, one of them just 
hang the game (can not remember which). 


   That's all. And the choice is yours.



   P.S. We would like to know what all the same version of the 
UFO 2 sold by SOFTSTAR'a. I do not. Tell us about it. Well, on 
the Gluck version 2.40 (on sale at MAGIC'ov), I discuss in the 
next room. 



                 SEARCH


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   1.FINAL FIGHT (Mr.Crack)

   2.QUICK DRAW MC GRAW

   3.BLOCKUS

   4.MOVE EM'ALL

   5.THE MUNCHER EATS CHEWITS (FLASH)

   6.KLIATBA NOCI

   7.FOUR SOCCER SIMULATORS (FFC COMPUTERS)

   8.ARCHON 2: ADEPT (FFC COMPUTERS)

   9.KENTUCKY RACING (FFC COMPUTERS)

  10.TWIN WORLD (UNIT 5)

  11.BOULDER DASH COLLECTIONS (OMEGA HACKERS CLUB)

  12.GREMLINS 2 THE NEW BATCH (PRESTIGE)

  13.TORNADO ECR (CODE BUSTERS)

  14.NARC (CODE BUSTERS)

  15.ZHAK (FLASH)

P.S. FINAL FIGHT need only version Mr.Crack, no version of 
Phantasy offer.


                            Denis / RINDEX
                 MDM: 422-8627, from 13:00 to 21:00

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   1.HYPNOTIC WORLD

   2.DIGITAL MUSIC SET

   3.NO PRAYER FOR THE HARLOT

   4.SCHIZOPHRENIA MEGADEMO

   5.SONG IN LINES 5!

   6.GEMINI: THE DOUBLE PREVIEW

   7.MYSTIK GIFT

   8.SPECCY IS THE BEST!

   9.MEDIA: A NEW POSSIBILITY

  10.FAULTLES 2,3 (logs)

  11.SPECCY 1-4 (logs)

  12.SINCLAIR TOWN 1,2 (logs)

  13.ELDORADO 1,2 (logs)

  14.SPECTROPHOBI 1-3 (logs)

  15.ADVENTURER 1-3 (logs)

  16.MIRIKOM 1,2 (logs)

  17.Muhamor 1 (magazine)

  18.SPECTRON 1 (magazine)
                         Andrei / ANDY NIK
                 MDM: 186-4850, from 10:00 to 22:30

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   1. MUMMY MUMMY

            Thanks in advance!
              In debt will not stay!

                          Dmitry / MANIAC
                 MDM: 387-0763, from 20.00 to 00.00
                        ZXNet: 095/380 ..

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   1.NAVY SEALS A

   2.OPERATION HANOIE

   3.RICK DANGEROUS 1 (Full)

   4.NETHER EARTH

                          Aleksandr/583 SOFT
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