Micro #12 12 января 1999

Humor - words, alterations in the life of geek.

                 Humor



Friends of hams! In electronics, as well as
in any other area of ​​professional
human activity, has its own
Professional terminoogiya.Suschestvuyut
Laugh as jokers and that this
terminology deliberately or accidentally
distort and transform into a professional
zhargon.Eti words alterations cling
life, living in a professional language and
often used by specialists
along with usual terminami.Mnogie of
alterations can be called masterpieces
witty thought. Today in your court, we
expose alteration, aphorisms and shutki.Vot
they are:

* Bredohranitel
* Loop marazmagnichivaniya
* Zhudko-kristallchesky indicator
* The current confusion
* Funktsianalnaya scheme
* Parallel cake
* Strogoskopichesky ovtselograf
* Relay burden
* Chistotomer
* Exhausting
* Durabotka
* Homutator
* Mudifikatsiya
* Religious apparatus
* Nomeronaviratel
* Svetoidiot
* TOP on a ferrite ring Mobius
* Pistol-centenary of pi
* Before turning assembled amplifier

  Do not forget vypayat of his weekend

  transistors and other valuable items
* Capacitor 1 par n.os can

  replaced by two 0.5 ear
* LAZ Lviv Bus Plant began

  Issue Chipset 155LAZ.Ot popular

  bus it differs less

  size and has 14 legs, which

  can move independently

  to the place ustanovki.Pavlovsky bus

  Plant PAZ responded to this initiative

  Products will release 572PAZ.Ona

  different high cross

  due to the higher count nozhek.Eta

  chip DACs for deliveries to Ukraine

  will be issued under the name Katsap
* Long live the Fido and FI after midnight!
* PIVANET is the first network in the USSR
* The motto of the hacker: "Copy Right"-copied

  true!
* Seven poverty a RESET
* World DOOMu your
* Our advertising in the goods does not need
* Watch commander with zuboneprokusaemym

  Strap and Johansen

  Hours are 8 of them strelok.Chetyre

  show time remaining, spare,

  to knock down the probable collision

  protivnika.Pri their manufacture

  use the best Western technology:

  -Explosion welding

  -Riveted "on gas"

  -Assembly sober.

  Gold-plated galvanized housing

  tungsten.

  If swallowed, hours of sand

  they will begin work as sand.

  In the dark hours in a whisper said: "Do not

  Fear not, I'm with you! ".

  Buy Watches komndirskie! This will

  most pleasant hours of your life!
* Our regime-nazhremsya and lay
* To BEER or not to BEER, that is the question!
* S2N5ON_2h100
* Results of analysis: your blood alcohol

  not detected
* Husband to his wife:

  -Here, read an article about rybkah.Ty quite

   could learn from their silence ...

  -First you teach them to drink only

   water!
* Bill Clinton's wife
* Women who smoke kills cancer
* Tonkompenisirovanny regulator
* Do you believe that I have the gift? "Yes, I

  I believe that you love the gift have
* Who has the propensity to mathematics? Bury

  spade and extract roots!
* We were born to make a painful tale
* It's dark days brighter future
* Are you scared, do not, do, do not be afraid
* Difficult to treat, it is easy in paradise
* Sold nervous system is in excellent

  state-factory with half-turn
* The last laughs best who are not savvy
* Old people because so love to give good

  tips that can no longer give bad

  Examples

Smehoteshilis: A. Tsvetkov, E. Lukin, V. Petrov,

              Yu Tomchuk, M. Mitrofanov,

              Paul Sidi, M. Kvitkin,

              A. Marushchak, A. Kondaurov,

              F.de Laroche-Foucault

P.S. The material is taken from there. "RadioHobby"

     April 1998

     Reprinted Rozhkov Aleksanr (RA)

     Tel.72-38-78 (16.00-19.00)