Micro #11 21 декабря 1998

We do not know - Alexander Vishnevsky, "My Diary".

              My diary.

August 31.
I hesitated to buy today "havchik and
pivo.Horosho even money on the factory issued.
I hope tomorrow is not such a nightmare
day like today.

September 1.
Hurrah! "I was already 21 god.Skolko was drunk
Today beer and raised big questions about
broads, beer and computers. I even almost
had a fight with Sergei (HRC holder at 166
MHz), but in the end we came to the conclusion that each 
platform is good at his (Although we had to do not drink

one bottle of vodka). Tomorrow, I promised him
call, and he told me, and maybe
be to show one very funny thing.

September 2.
What was today - is generally ... At 11 o'clock I woke up and 
went looking for something solenogo.Po way the kitchen looked 
into zerkalo.Vmesto image tetrad saw a sheet of paper taped in 
the middle, on the that clumsy letters reads: "Sanya, call me. 
Sergei." I grab the phone, dialed the number and try to 
remember than we were yesterday, so that govorili.Na

end up and the cheerful voice says: "Hello." "Serge is Sanya." 
"Sanya drop everything and come to me, run." "A 100 gram pour 
her? "Nalu and 500 if priydesh." Well, what bonehead would 
refuse such an offer? In general, dress and run to Earrings, 
the good far, only 3 minutes galopa.Zvonyu horse at the door 
and a second later I see the enlightened face of another. "You 
just in time, "he says to me - and I was about to start without 
you. "I'm compassionately look at him and he starts to think to 
understand. "Yesterday you vodka than prevented?" "With 
everything." "Yasno.Togda held in the hall, and I bring you 
"Poltergeist". "Uhnuv a recliner, I was patiently zhdat.I here 
it is - a miracle! No, not really a miracle that is on the 
table, called the computer the 21 st century, and something 
that sizzles and foams in 200 gram stakane.Zalpom he was 
drained and have a minute later my spirit vospryanul.Sergey same

at this time something clicked with the mouse furiously, 
driving the poor cursor over all icons. "Well," I said and 
stared blankly at monitor. "The thing is, a great marquis, that 
I have developed a program that improve any electronic device

to the best result. "" Well, again,
"I said." And now we see that
you can do with your miserable Spectrum. "Here I was excited." 
And when? "" Can right now. "" So come on, run! "Mouse clicked 
and the last time the screen is filled concept Spekki.Proshlo 
polminuty.Kakih some obvious differences on the screen I do not 
zametil.Razve that some kind of constantly changing numbers in 
the left top uglu.Ya stared at

Sergeya.Tot as bewitched looked at
these figures are not paying me no
of attention. "Sergei, you Th asleep?" "I'll
Now all obyasnyu.Vot these figures show the efficiency of the 
system relative to its original sostoyaniya.Na currently

Your PC is 300% instead of 15% obychnyh.I
with every second he is growing exponentially. "" And how long 
he will be grow? "until you find the final result, which is not 
possible any improvement." "Well, before you can stop him?" "Of 
course!" So stop, give at least see Che, he thought up there! 
"Sergey began clicking the mouse, then beat on the keyboard, 
but the results are dalo.Vernee not allowed, but not one that I

ozhidal.Mashina issued the following statement: "This 
konfiguratsiyae can be improved by 1000% and thus would not 
recommended to stop the program or Shut off the power, because 
posleduschego modernization will lead to a simplification, as 
well as large capacity machine. "She stops or not?"-has angrily 
asked I am. "Well, you see the same - do not want to!" "Skin

though MAGIC'om. "" Listen, this is not the pre-war car, it has 
no such letter. "" Well, what to do now? "" I do not know, try

turn off the power. "hand flicked the switch, however, include 
standalone pitanie.Stalo hear the twitching screw, but 5 
seconds later he was mourning zamolk.Eto marsh.Posle enable 
companies revealed that covered not just prog, but all that

was on vinte.Sergeya really reassured, saying that he has a 
"drafts" diskettes, but to restore everything will go somewhere 
that I mesyats.Tak More in store for a month vacation, beer and

Programming on the Speccy.



  Text packed with Alexander Vishnevsky


  16.12.98