Insanity #08 19 января 2001

Демосцена     Юмор

Demoscene RPG - Instructions for role-playing game 'Demo Scene. "

         ... User role-playing game 'Demo Scene' ...



    $% Adok / Hugi


    Dear customer!


    Congratulations on your purchase of "Demo Scene" (tm), the 
most the last and best role-playing game. With the purchase of 
"Demo Scene" you gained the most realistic, most exciting and

instructive, but also at least promises to bring the game from 
all possible. Described below, only a few main directions,

that will help you understand the game.


     If this is your first product from our collection of demo 
scenes and you can not import any saved data from other

products, keep in mind that at the beginning of the inhabitants 
of this virtual world, "sceners" (tm), call you "Full Lamer;

it does not matter whether you are in your real life
hobbyists, using Turbo Pascal 6.0, or
accountant chief executive officer of the World
software company.


    Full Lamer has a level of 0. With diligent training - at
this stage, it means: the study of customs "Country Scenes" 
(tm), the most important sceners and their "products" - you'll 
get points of experience and can move up to level 9.



    When you reach this level, your status as
improve. Now you will not be complete Lamer, but simply
"Lamer". Now you have a superficial knowledge of the habits
Scenes of the country. Most sceners still refer to you as
evil uninvited guest, so you need to avoid confrontation.
But now you can choose one of two ways-trades.
This need to make sure, otherwise your level gradually
again come to naught.


    In our standard edition can be selected following
Profession: coder, artist and trekerschik. With our
extender kit that can be purchased separately, you
can also become a sysop, designer, editor, or svaperom
Annecy-artist, you can also combine several occupations
immediately.


    Profession you choose should depend on the experience and
knowledge that you (accidentally) got early in the game. For 
example, if your second I did not have any talent in

music you should not embark on the path trekerschika. You always
can change their profession, but this would entail
reduction.


    Labored diligently, practice, and soon your level and
experience increase. Upon reaching level 15 you are no longer
Lamer, you become a "Rookie." Now you can communicate with
majority sceners completely without risk. However, be
careful when dealing with "elite".


    At this stage, one of the parameters of your character
increases with the increase in your level: your image on
stage. This happens in order for you to sufficiently
communicate with sceners. There is a hint, it is very
effectively be ready to communicate, but must behave
haughty and arrogant. In this case, the average sceners 
immediately You began to respect. But he never boasts about 
what you do not achieved (sceners call it "sit"), and never

usurp someone else's products (sceners call it
"Ripperstvo).


    As soon as someone finds out the truth, your image along 
with your levels begin to decline rapidly, and only with the 
help of the set hard effort, the great achievements you should 
be back to raise them. 


    On reaching level 49 it's time to join the "Team".
(In other role-playing games is what we call "the Group", 
typically called "party", but the last word has a totally 
different value on the PC Demo Scene, it's usually pronounced 
"Pati" also in Russian translated as "Party")



    Only in this way you will be able to rise to 50,
which will make you "Medium sceners. The more you know
group, which you enter, the faster will continue to
raise your level. Otherwise, you can make your own
organize your own group, but this makes everything much
more complex, so it is recommended for experienced players.


    Once you do, you have to release your first
Products. Depending on their quality, products can be
either positive or negative effect on your image. Of course,
much easier to create products in the group, this is the reason
for which you need to join one of the groups.


    As long as you communicate with other inhabitants of the 
Country Scenes mostly using "IRC", "Online Arias for

Discussion "," E-mail "," Computer Journal, and if you
use our expanding suite, perhaps with the help of
The slow (normal) mail ", but now you have to think about
visit one of the many "demo party".


    Effect on your image and your wealth will be particularly 
large, If you choose to participate in one of the "comp" 
(competition) with your product or products of your group and 
take a good place. Prize money you can invest, for example, a 
new equipment to make a better product. Do not worry;

even the bad places usually do not cause any harm to your
image, the only really bad or even "ripnutye" products
can destroy any good image.


    Apart from the competition, the Democratic Paty also bring 
with them a lot of fun. But be careful, do not use

too many computer games for the demo party. Otherwise, your 
level of can instantly fly off to zero, and you deem "Quake

Lamer, who has a level of -1.


    If all goes really well, if you released a lot of
good "foods," if you come in a variety of respected
groups, and withstood a couple of wars, groups, once you reach 
level 200. From now on you will refer to the "Elite". You have 
now can set the rules strange scene.



    Your image is so big that everyone will sceners
admire you. Based on the fact whether you are a person with
good nature, or perhaps angry, you can enter new
talented newcomers to the scene and help them develop or
simply peel lamer. But many days will pass before
you reach this level.


    Bye! And enjoy the demo scene.


    TEAM DEMO SCENE