Think #38 30 августа 1999

Юмор

Gingerbread - a fairy tale.

                C O L O B O C


                    TALE

(Written from suffering hrenovinoy based on Russian folk tales 
and other literary works of Soviet writers) 

Note:

Internet Map - something round, but with the same neznaon - 
Kolob icant errors in the he - rusk 22'33 ". Done from Beon 
same - Ac-ties contained in traposobleniya for wah, growing in 
fields, obmetaniya ... razuyuschegosya with strong zaon same - 
... schemlenii grains, weak on          ... Sola, with 
additions fold           ... kovremennymi transparent ...


         ... the taste of the liquid. Heated

        ... to the temperature ...


   CHILDREN TO READ IS NOT NECESSARILY,

                      Will not understand.


  One day an old man Apollo Romualdych coming
home from field work in local KALhoze
Red bast Ilyich ", removed from the leg and foot wraps, 
sniffing it - zakoldobilsya. And from That was why 
zakoldobeniya vpendyurilas him minds one thought, and he 
expressed it to his zhone Hetero Feoktistovne, threw himself 
into kitchen and loudly gremevshey all sorts of pots and 
chogunkami (for the mind, course I, the shaman then Nechay was 
- there was great famine throughout the the land of Rus). And 
he said Apollo Romualdych: - My dear zhona Hetero Feoktistovna.


  And do not bake if you kolobok for dinner, and then
I tired to eat boiled plantains.

  At this monologue Hetero Feoktistovna
answered:
- Yes you FAQ, old dick, again drifts
footcloths nanyuhalsya, toxicomaniac devil, from
What I tell you you're a carrot ice cream, baked
kolobok?
- And you go, - said Apollo Romualdych - to neighbors, they are 
former kulaks, you look chago and concealed, I had them, 
mordyug kulak, I know blyany kazhny day devour!


  Grandma went to the neighbors, they exchanged on
1000 assignovok polchekushki flour. Vozvernuvshis in his 
father's house, cook the dough and baked the old svom Kolobkov, 
dimension with a weight sheshnadtsatikilogrammovuyu eshli her

nemnogovato a file Dracheva ten
weeks scratched. The old man behind her as much ethno
"Thank you" he said, and forehead smachnovato chmokanul, 
oposlya hefty bruise made. So put it on the Kolob etogo 
podokoshnik cool, and she with her grandfather kudyyto 
usvistonila expressly for smakogonkoy wandered, shoby citadel 
of his choke. A how then, yes.


  A Gingerbread Man standing on podokoshnike, stood
stood, how pryganul the street. And there, in
akkurat, the chairman of kAlhoza passed,
saw Iago, and catch a clever manner, was
in your mouth enormous thrust and bun him contact Achilles 
Taekwondo primyanil and heels, as long as the chairman of the 
jaw svoeynuyu developed. Have developed thereof, the chairman, 
from a scream to fly its kAlhoz relatives, say, humans

kind, I end up. A Gingerbread Man
feet to the forest did, already sweating, poor guy. And so, he 
tokmo the forest race, and toward pit road on prostelochnoy

precinct on the engine with a clunker rozheyu
krasnoopuhshoyu vyezzhat. He tears off his horse svavo steel, 
staggered, ryganul savory way and dropped his mask of the mud 
roadside. Rolled through him bun and went further, for the 
type, although Delov he has no does not mean anything.

Is, therefore, different songs hitovyya
whistles, yes napevat, chegoy something like
"Override the heart in a fiery motor mene
...". There is so bun, goes on and met
pit man, paralyzed all over, covered with hair, eyes dikami. 
Growled, Snake, so much so terrible that bun of surprise is not 
pinned Coy FAQ and made a puddle, and that naprygnul on Kolobok 
and tokmo fall razzyavil, shtoby eat bednago prohozhago,

as the Gingerbread Man and his own, unknown in
the surrounding countryside, fighting primyanil. AND
back legs do. Long time did not yet
stuck out of his mouth yazychina scarlet, and
not vzoprel it completely. Fallen down in the grass
wet, and lain that way for about two hours, Gingerbread Man 
stomped on. Stomping it, stomping, lo and behold, father, 
mother, aunt, uncle ... and before him stacked wooden looms, and

it, e-May, the inscription sverkat:


          "State. The border of the USSR"


  Oh, and happy bun unspeakably and
Tolechka Rushed to the other side of the
column, over the hill, as zastryakotalo in the bushes chevo 
something pierced and kolobok turn is automatic, and spurted 
from his beloved water (grandmother, species that are not 
propyakla), and he fell in the cheese dirt strip border, and 
closed its svetlyya eyes forever. The world of his test! E!


P.S. Border guards ate Iago, lead
gritting their teeth at the rotten ...

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