Think #38 30 августа 1999

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Little stories about clear love - Humor.

     Little stories about clear love


            (C) LCD Vorobiev


I. Phone rang long and hysterically. He wanted, apparently, to 
finish off person and try to struggling to do it. But man does 
not gave up and pretended not to hear it.

He lay on the couch reading a newspaper. So
lasted about an hour. The man finally could not stand it, stood 
up from his bed and went to the phone. Picked it up and swung

dropped to the floor. Phone shattered.
All was quiet until the pain in my ears. The man returned to 
the couch and continued reading the newspaper. Cricket homo 
sapiens and his invention ended in complete victory for the 
inventor. 

II. He loved her. She loved another.
It happens in life. But he did not know. AND
so he hanged himself in his room with windows on the green 
park, where she loved to walk it and love it. 

III. When the last leaf fell from the old
maple tree, fell and his hopes and shattered against the
frosted ground and shatters into thousands of
pieces to a later time to gather into one whole sense of 
expectation Light of Love.


IV. He has long sought death, but she is well
hid. He searched for her on the roof, gas stoves, rivers and 
lakes, Rope hinges and white tablets, but could not find. So 
when he decided to look into the barrel pistol, his quest for 
success. 

V. He waited for her for many years. He loved only
Her alone. And then, when he lived out his last hours, she 
accidentally went to him. But, seeing what she has become a

half a century, he died before she had time to
He said that he always liked him alone.

VI. Rain fell incessantly. Two, he and
She stood at the crude brick buildings and
looked at the soaked leaves, which fluttered above them. Ah, if 
only they knew that the rain - the radioactive, they would

went into a raw brick building, and yet
long have enjoyed these leaves, but
alas, they did not know. They are too fond of each other to 
notice what happening around them. The rain fell, and gradually 
washed away and they soaked leaves, and these two, Her and Him, 
in love and looking these leaves ...


VII. The New Year and crushed his
leg of their pure love.

VIII. Passion overtook them suddenly. They
had nothing to do with them, but a collapse that began suddenly 
stolzhe, done with both of them a terrible thing ... When

Rescuers dug up their bodies, they were merged
into a whole mess, and what remained of the
their lips were closed, in a deep kiss.

IX. He drowned in her eyes, but then came up
and choose from them, turned away. She turned him to her and 
she dived into it her eyes filled to the brim with grief. Alas!

they could be together. And there were
reasons.

X. He was watching TV and smoking a cigarette.
The room swam clubs gray smoke and swam in the open window, 
into which looked yellow (must be from tobacco

smoke), the moon. When the cigarette is finished, he
stood up, turned off the TV, shut the window
and went to bed.