Think #35
23 августа 1999
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Overview of new products - NetWalk, Full Shit (demo)

<b>Overview of new products</b> - NetWalk, Full Shit (demo)
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                           FACEOFF

                         ASSOCIATION

                            GROUP


                          (C) 1999


              ... Time is coming - it already

              much closer than you think! -

              when the inability to handle

              computer will be recognized
              com ignorance, and such

              would exclaim, as today's

              illiterate.

                               V. Demidov


  Hi! This text is nothing more than
a description of a new game, just released by the group FaceOff 
Association. NetWalk - puzzle game, made in

style is widely known FIVETEENS, HUNDRED,
SEX XONIX, MAGIC STRIPES 'etc., Ie on
System Solve puzzle - see the picture. " The initial idea of 
​​the game was borrowed from the same game on

HRC dirty: (and originally intended to copy as the judges until 
the redrawing of levels (Lame!), but later decided to introduce 
more diversity into the game by increasing the number of map 
elements. For those who have not seen PTsshnuyu NetWalk,

inform you that you have to tidy up the ruined network 
consisting of one servaka and nth number of components, 
interconnected with all sorts of silly wires. The figure below

shows the original version of the circuit and one in
that it must lead.



   - Servak


   - Comp



  All elements of the card can be turned on
clockwise by moving the arrow and
pressed loaf FIRE.



                    ->



  The game is there only 50 levels.



  After passing through the ten levels
You will be given a password of eight
letters, typing that at the beginning of the game, you can 
start right from the place where you has been issued a 
password, but points have to dial again. Number of Points 
depends on the time spent on the passage level. 

  In the main menu of the game are the keys
Q/A/8/9/CURSOR/SPACE/ENTER/0.Vo the game
simultaneously interrogated Q / A / O / P / SPACE,
Z / X / C / F / G, both SINCLAIR-joystick and KEMPSTON-hamster. 
In view of the computer with buggy implemented KEMPSTON-dildos,

This device is not polled. Hamster skipped only in the emulator 
(the real hamster authors have no access :-(), so

possible bugs related to the survey, Bat.
If the shooter in the game does not respond to mouse movement, 
move the arrow through Claudia and you should make management

of the mouse.


  In the game there is no table of records, but there
fixation better result on the disk. All
disc surgery in the game are implemented without
trap the error, be careful. In
game has saved SetUp, where you can set some parameters
Games:

 DISCO - on / off lighting effects.
 DIGI-FX - On / Off otsifrovok.
 CHEAT - On / Off Cheat mode. Asks for a password, which is the 
name betatestera game. When the CHEAT MODE, click the arrow in 
the upper left corner of the screen will move to the next 
level, but playing with CHEAT'om you will not see final cut'a. 
:-( 


  Now a little about managing the game itself. The game screen 
is roughly the form:




                           NetWalk


                            PAUSE



                            MUSIC



                            AGAIN



                            ABORT



  At this clumsy figure, if desired
You can see the following things:
 - A large rectangular box in which
is a game.
 - Four button:
1) PAUSE - pause. Exit from a pause - press
Button 'fire'.
2) MUSIC - on and off the music.
3) AGAIN - after clicking this button, the circuit returns to 
its original state, time starts at first, but when This also 
resets all points you Points (that's such a sneaky, I ;-).

4) ABORT - abortion, he is an abortion. ;-)
 - At the bottom of the screen, an experienced observer might 
have noticed is constantly decreasing strip. This is - LED 
decrunching'a procedures GAME OVER. I do not I advise you to 
wait for its complete extraction, since See there is nothing. 


    Well, about the game, like, everything.

        Play and win!



              "Full Shit"



  So start with management. You can control the "Sinclair" or 
"Q, A, O, P, Space" + "Break", and the Kempston mouse, and its 
two buttons - at the same time. Button "0"

"Space" and the left mouse button is responsible for
movement of our hero. The button "Break" and
right mouse button brings up a menu action.
In this menu you can find everything you
to: eyes, arms, gears, handbags and
hlebalnik. All this is located in the
original circles by choosing one of
them, you'll get the following result:

Eyes (1 eye) - I guess you and you know

                 what do you want your eyes. But

                 little if anything happens: ne
                 repil or head bo-bo,

                 so I'll explain:

                 Inspect anything with

                 head to toe.

Hands (1 hand) - Find something or

                 shove it somewhere,

                 such as Jo .. No, there

                 better not to Sui, and then later

                 launder zae ... in the sense of

                 bored.

                 So be extremely

                 careful: the hand - to children

                 not a toy.

Gears - represent the thoughts
                 very sensitive process, as well as

                 mechanization of manual labor

                 ie they are needed

                 to activate that
                 any mechanical or

                 simply act on

                 the subject.
Bag - This is the most interesnoe.Esli

                 You will choose it, verily before

                 you open its content
                 zhimoe. And you can Activate
                 host any of the items

                 present in it, and
                 try to apply it.

                 Itself there is nothing there

                 if you do not dick not found

                 just a drop ... Snivel ...

                 shit ... Nothing at all

                 happens if there is

                 thing ...

Hlebalnik - It is usually eaten, but

                 We talk to them. So

                 Now you can eat

                 everything that he likes to talk

                 with whom he likes. The only question is

                 is whether it wants to, to

                 you eat it or just
                 pi .. ate?



  Otkyuchaetsya the same menu button, which
You turn it on or pressing the "Fire" is
within the window.

  Besides, you already may have noticed in the
menu has something, namely: a piece of iron,
scrolls with texts blood', a chip with
nadpizdyu "ZILOG", and a combination of five
fingers, which means:

  "Put this finger in your ass, mother
fucker ".


  If you do, you try tyknut all this, then nothing happens, 
because you do not x. .. do not know the secret password, which

the author knows the game. But if you had it
knew what would happen is this:

Piece of iron - add

                   gadgets, such as:

                   old woman on the move,

                   which at confluence

                   circumstances crush
                   Vaeth bus (1 time).

                   By the way, without TURBO not for
                   work.

Scrolls - Our hero would have told
texts of the whole scenario play.

Blood' - Instant Suicide!

                   (TR-DOS rulez 4eva!)

Chip with - This chip was
nadpizdyu ... would play instead of you.

The combination of - No comment ...
five fingers


  In the middle of the menu is a square window - the window of 
the current object, ie the fact that you will try to apply

long time. If it did not,
breakup, and if there is any
object (it will, if you it podberesh)
then tyknuv into it, you can act
the subject to anything. That is exactly
as well as in the bag. Way by selecting the object in the bag 
it automatically becomes tekusheyu.



  The cursor also changes depending on the
of where you are it zadvinesh:


  - If you see the original arrow

    then at this point there is nothing interesting
    second, so the menu and kerf.


  - If you see a bouncing clock, then

    will have to wait awhile

    (Depacking, Exchange, Init, Move, etc.)


  - If you saw a pulsating circle

    shouting "Hurrah!". You stumbled (accidentally

    of course) on the object with which

    You can do anything (at first

    see what it is).


  And finally, if your logical
finding was correct, then you can see a cartoon, or dialogue. 
For of the image do a special window on one

single-click "NEXT", which
dialog prints the next page, in the mode of the cartoon for him 
to repeat just click to close the window and everything.



  Well, now you know what can and
that nizya press. So it's time to tell
you when and how it should be, and most importantly can
do:


  - If you want to explore some

    object, then pressing the menu button

    Action on this subject, pick a

    its eyes and watch the text that

    will be lower (higher) in the text box.


  - Similarly, work and rest

    function. And if you want to use

    items collected by you, the benefits

    square, which I have stories
    shaft, or the image tyknite bags and

    inside it will choose (?) object.


  And now about the logic. The logic of it, or have
or not. In this game it is, so that
look for it. And if you do not find, then look for the secret 
password, which I described above, it will tell you the correct 
answer ... 


  Well, that's all I wanted to tell you. Now you know 
everything and all the know how. So you can safely learn the 
secrets of "Full Shit "- or who you would not hurt. It's time 
to say goodbye and I say to you: 


  "Song for saying good my little friend, and to
meeting in hell! "

 # 1.5 # .199 # 2 #: 0 #: # # Vaniac, Ant, Demon



PS: If you still do not understand what buttons
to poke in the INTRO, you know - there are only
three, as much as the convolutions in
your square head. STE buttons:


  - Kursorchik the Up and Down;


  - Knopotulechka "Enter";


  And also there is a combination of five key
which allows you to customize the INTRO on
any color.


  Hint: in this combination does not contain letters
"C", "O", "L", "O", "R".


  All listed below vysheskazanoe allowed to take as a joke ...


        FULL SHIT

               Playable demo

               version 0.666






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