Energy #99 03 февраля 1999

PC

PC-RULEZ - an unlucky note or how I became pisyukom.

            Shiftless NOTES

                   or

           HOW I BECAME PISYUKOM!



S. STURM \ ZX-LEGION aka DJ PSYCH \ PSYCHO


      If you want to be o'key?

      Drink of vodka everyday!


     Eighteen months ago, I purchased 233
Stump and decided to tell everyone how I
"Fun" had it "joyful and
happy "time.

Day 1

        I finally won
ultramodern calculator. The first
connect computer components
proved extremely successful. Successful
found and a selection of configurations.

1-Week

        It was the most successful and
light in the life of the new user PC.
Nebylo no problem using
this machine for its intended
intended use, ie geymmaniya in the game.

Week 2

        Everything started with the cunning manipulation
PAUL PAVLOV'a \ AMD with my 'C' drive. He wanted to create with 
my work drive small movements. Change to FAT16

FAT32 (who do not know - it's a breakdown of drives
sector) in the most destructive program
all time Windows'98. In most
crucial moment vinda made a couple of
notable passes in the form of colorful
glitches and decisively became itself
reboot without first reporting
any error. In the end the creature-vinda
together with the "pious" PAUL PAVLOV'ym
destroyed my drive.

     It was after this and started me
problemma unthinkable.

Week 2
Day 2

        Unsuccessful attempts to properly
Installed Windu be at least 95 she
or 98 still resulted in some
positive results. These results
immediately went awry when I
itch to change in windsurfing primary
audio spots, instead of the standard on
voice of our beloved president and his
inimitable phrase "Ests chalavek - ests
right Nyamaa chalaveka - Nyamaa right. "
Windows ceased to run, even in
"Protective mode of failure."

Week 2
3rd day

        Urgently summoned advanced
In this respect NERVOUS'a. Only he does not
navez ... Windu put (something like,
had to completely reformat the entire
I put the screw on C: FAT16). Born
in such works 95-ka flatly refused
work with my soundkartoy. DIRECT-X no longer certify blyaster 
and gfx-card. In my mind all fell (or may not Only in the 
shower). NIL 8-hours of labor - and all bestolku.


Week 4
Day 2

        State company and its owner can be described --- no. 
Both are brutally harassed. 

Week 4
Day 4

        All right, but in my dreams to me
still dream of one big mudofilskoe
window ...



     So what guys, you are welcome to
We in АДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДД ......

PSNeskolko words from me-THANI aka Dr.T
So many different games as a special
for my mental development. Of course
any shooter-rpg I have little
interest, the more I love all sorts of
Simulations (Rally, flying, racing). But still
most of all I love all kinds of bouncing balls. They are small 
and colorful. HERE!



P.S.S. Well now some words from WOLF'a
PC-RULEZZZ!!!!
                                      
26.09.98