Energy #01 31 марта 1998

Curious - banter "ENERGY".

              Banter "ENERGY"!



(C) SERGEY STURM


     ZX-LEGION


                       How many great things

                     only be made for

                     In order to fix

                     small errors.


                         Napoleon Bonaparte



  Banter from all previous numbers ENERGY.
The main banter and all of the same first
room.



                   1


                 Place



   Editor ENERGY, ie I decided to make some
add charm to the newspaper began to publish it with
the second number. This small little joke
not turned into a scandal when numerous readers of the 
newspaper began looking for the missing (non-existent) number. 
For example, in Minsk a perenek still no doubt that the first 
issue was published and he will find. KVAZAR of RUSH greatly 
offended by me when I was face to face "delighted"

its news about the nonexistence of first issue. "We have all 
your ENERGY Gomel searched for" those were his words. Called 
from Novopolotsk, Borisov, Grodno - learned about the first 
number. ENERGY searched in Minsk. AND More like looking for ... 
But the very cool "oblamalsya" coder ENERGY - SPECTRE, when 
later day after the newspaper learned that the left

not the first issue he thought a second.

   Funny joke went. Do not you think ...



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                 Place



   The second number (it is also the first date of issue) and 
the first serezdny banter. In section ..... The price list at 
the address specified tag "Newspaper X-FILES", and not as it 
should be "Newspaper ENERGY". This is due to the fact that 
advertising offers I got from the first, unsuccessful issue of 
the newspaper X-FILES and forgot to fix mark on the right. Here 
is how in fact happen. 



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   3-e place in our category with the greatest
modesty again, I give myself. In the sixth
ENERGY room under MORTAL cOMBAT I write in jerked the creators 
of the same game group CODE BUSTERS instead MAFIA. And like not 
quite a fool, and such vytvoril. It is a shame and a pity the 
authors. Take this opportunity to offer my deepest apologies to 
the authors of the game SLY and DEN for my mistake.




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   Eighth edition and the section from the author ".
If not carefully peruse
text, it may be possible not to notice a slight shift in the 
psyche of the author section (Referring to Sec. Editor). Why at 
that moment he had such glitches with the head is not entirely 
clear. Frankly write (drive) over the fact that he ... (Even no 
key is pressed is written) ... In short, if you want to know 
who thought themselves at the time Sec. Editor ENERGY take a 
look at number eight, the very first chapter. 



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   If you do not look hard-ka in the ENERGY
Room 9.75 in the "News" and look closely at the text 
formatirovku (Especially at the end).




      And of course the biggest and bold
banter - this is the first issue of ENERGY!