Energy #01 31 марта 1998

Tales from the Crypt - On the calf, nicknamed FREE.

             Tales from the Crypt!


(C) SERGEY STURM


     ZX-LEGION



     There lived in the light of the calf, nicknamed FREE. Mom 
affectionately called him Frisenok. But in the forest he had a 
nickname Bober. And in a nearby village called him a potato

French fries, because he loved when he
forehead Laba sack of potatoes ... Calves have always helped my 
mother when she picked in forest herbs for dinner. And when the 
pope was going to the women, calves as a partisan snuck up 
behind him and watched the elk mating unfamiliar aunts and dad. 
Never have no desire to talk about over what they see mom. But 
one day ... just out of curiosity, asked the calf

mother why she allowed some of Aunt
reside with his father ... Copper pan
was at the calf on her head mom in this
papa time washing clothes. Do not have time to jump out of the 
house calves in the yard ran into an angry noise of his father. 
Bryknuv hind hooves calf sped away into the thicket

woods, away from trouble. Thicket was
for him so horrible place that he
tried to sidestep. But now it
pulled back a mysterious force ... Jumping over the occasional 
calf would rush to the stumps glade addicts. In a clearing, he 
was just three times and was always afraid there giveth the 
increase. But now he wanted to necessarily alluring place. 
Though no one in the meadow, he do not know, but calves thought 
to find her own friends ...


     - Hello beaver - obkurenny hare
greeted the newcomer to the clearing calf. - Kurnesh - Hare 
stretched awkwardly calf herd. 

     - Neee, bleated, frightened calf. -
My mother taught that smoking dope is bad.

     - Well, you're a beaver, and give - giggle
hare. - Do you still say that the pope teaches you
how to talk with the elders.

     - My mom says that strangers
can not take anything.

     - Bo, a beaver, you're also drunk - a hare
fell from the stump. - Guys look, beaver
get drunk so that their unrecognized.

     - Beaver, you're it, without us drink? -
got out of the bushes oschetinevshiysya hedgehog. - You are
man cast. Hedgehog straightened his pants and
emerged from the bushes. Behind him crept tired
cow and pulled away from the field. I'll
This is what I say beaver. Hedgehog caught a cow and
grabbed her by the horns. Beaver if you want to be
in our gang: drink, smoke, Ebi, but with one
condition. You're all that you do only
with us, and only in this meadow. Cow
pained sigh, when a hedgehog pripustit their family cowards.

     Calves with astonishment looked at
pimply ass hedgehog. Exhausted cow
groaned wearily.

     - Shut up chick - a hedgehog called in a cow
foot on the international lyashek.

     -For what it wrong? - Calf with pity
looked at the poor animal. - Why did you
so its torment?

     - Beaver!? - Hare squinted at Frisenka
slanting eyes .- Well, you and nakushalsya directly
like a real elk.

     So, I'm the Los ... That is a small elk, - Frisenok of 
excitement began to stutter. 

     Yes, I watch you get drunk so that myself you never know - 
the hedgehog is actively moved back part, trying to settle down 
comfortably to cow.


     -Guys, yes I did a real calf! - Frisenok of resentment sat 
on two lower limbs.


     "You tell it can Gopnik and
not to us - a hare juicy spat on the ground. - And
generally, it would be better ran home, some brought to 
samagona. 

     "But ...- calf excitement rose.

     "And indeed Bober - a hedgehog sitting astride a
cow with a grin on his face .- Let's Drop moonshine. Tale as a 
whole zabuhnem. 

     -I am now ...

     Calf hide her tears jerked all
four limbs and sped away into the woods. As
He said: "The whole Tale zabuhnem" - recalled Frisenok 
Returning home. They did took in his chaps. Now I'm going too

the same steep and adults like them.

     Tears of joy had dried to
time as the calf got home. In
hallway, and around the house was dead
silence. Parents were not even from neighbors.

     -Who will give me the moonshine, since I do not
been able to find their parents.



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