Energy #01 31 марта 1998

With grid on a thread - April Fool news from Belarus.

             From the grid on a thread!


(C) MENTAT
(C) SPECTRE
(C) GREY STORM / LGN
(C) SERGEY STURM / LGN

(C) DI HALT H.G.



                  Become a bunch of girls

                   I'll chuchu zapendryuchu!


BEARD - pribarahlilsya recently and bought a chair konchalku.

ARS - recently met Senina dad and
He asked us: "hto Miami Senya dhow pyaz @ yvo still in the 
nose, in the same in the eye! 

McMAKER - quit drinking (just kidding).

DIENSOFT - quit drinking (another joke).

NERVOUS - came as something he had to storm in
buhych, drank 3.2 cups vinchika and about
three liters of water for the next day
received a warning - if more time is repeated, it will depart 
from the Legion. True Storm also got a warning

ZhESa of the disconnect water supply.

WOLF - after receipt of pay, onnaya person get drunk like a pig 
(not as angry Wolf), and capsized in the mud puddle. Although

He argues that the pool was frozen, but
no one believes him.

SPACE6 - now his whereabouts are unknown, most likely on the 
latest disco (if he dares to go there walk), he tickled a good 
reputation. 

BROM - the current holder of the Chemical BBS,
make experiments on his name
(Oxide, OXYGEN, ACID, Poliemidoadgezidrochenit). Tell him to 
stop at some your choice.


GANS - over the past year (when
He was still in WOLFSOFT) pretended
in the group not two people, and quite a crowd.
He achieves this by the fact that constantly changed
his nickname. With CREAZY HEAD on MORBID
ANGEL, and then at the GANS. It is easy to calculate how much a 
group of working people. 

- A popular hacker Mastsoft stood in front of
serious choice: go into the army or to trample
army, after much thought, he went to
Hare Krishna, seeing his ugly face in a dream of Krishna ...

- Mythos plants on the windowsill of rain
worms, after three days they usually die, because time out, but 
the mission has not Run ... But the clever Mythos plans to 
expand their memory up to 512 Kb, and introduce support for 
internal uho-modem'a 2400 ...


- Hamer nalyso haircut and made his
forehead tattooed: "I think ... 38% OK", while
Nobody told him that it depends, because all
-Well-be was not the first ... ... But not even
1024'ym ...

- Ivan bought a hair Hamer'a and now
suggests nix among lawyers classmates
Hire her and shouting before the lecture: "Sha!
Rather bazaar urkagany! Gasim chinariki
and rustle in the case. "

- Wrecker, after talking on the hair dryer with Vanya
've thought like that fit in a small tube, and then said: "Hey, 
you there, on a barge! We do not joke here stated. Stop 
foolishness to suffer, and not all saryn on Kichko and 
otplyasala our own Manya Last cracovienne!


- Freeman - the infamous wolf! Such a nix on
networks have brought a little whole raspberries are not swept. 
But snitch his ottarabanil, Arny luknulsya, but

by ... Then Freeman died, saying: "Enough, beetles! Ended the 
dancing! 


P.S. All this news of course an April Fool's joke and not 
advise them to take offense - find a fool.

P.S.S. Once again I congratulate all the joyous occasion on 
April 1!