Deja Vu #01
30 июня 1997
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Seven and 1 / 2 - Story of a Real Werewolfe or Virtual'no Amiga syndrome.

<b>Seven and 1 / 2</b> - Story of a Real Werewolfe or Virtual'no Amiga syndrome.
(C) 1997 The Pagan / PLAYGEAR COMPANY



      Povect about this Werewolf'e

                  or

        Virtual'no Amiga cindrom

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             ... Become a werewolf is not procto,

             a very procto. It is only necessary

             want and leave the house in

             full moon ...


             "Damn the covenants, p.7 ctr.5
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                  *

 Nactupila cpokoynaya quiet, no otlichayuschayacya from the 
previous one, except that it neckolko dushnovato. As usual at 
this time cutok I have cidel comp'a and filled one ctateek of 
our magazine. Suddenly cmutnoe desire to come to the window 
Steels overcome me. Nervously twitching his shoulders, I 
poctaralcya cocredotochitcya on tekcte. Passed decyat minutes, 
but the desire not umenshiloc, c street nactoychivo donocilcya 
neyacny appeal. In Strings vce often Steels prockalzyvat

orfograficheckie errors cmycl The word ctanovilcya vce more 
maloponyaten me, and my fingers, before dashing flickering over 
the "clave", the gently numb a cuctavah nachaloc slight 
tingling in the fingertips anxiety zabilcya pulc.

 "Countries that, but this time the roof went too early"-c 
docadoy I thought. Chacy vcego showed only a quarter of the 
first and Usually at this time, my proizvoditelnoct

cvoego reaches its climax. Reflecting on these
Jurisdictions change, I lit a cigarette and cigaretu
walked slowly to the open window. Make us your home
a couple of deep drags, I pochuvctvoval
by strong aversion to tobacco, zakashlyalcya
and vybrocil cigaretu. Pale yellow cvet
bright moon poured okrectnocti, neyacnye
Steels outlines of objects sharp and crisp, I could distinguish 
camye smaller ones. My clearly in sight uluchshiloc neckolko 
times. AND nachaloc here is ...

 No, as such, Fear not, it was
procto slight surprise, and of hurt, of course, the beginning. 
Cami because you know, the metabolism of the body in such a 
short Term, so even in such unattractive form!

Although questions of this CONTESTED ...
 The entire team ran on the body shivers and pocmotrev on hands 
and feet, I saw ractuschie volocy right before our eyes. A few 
minutes later guctoy volocyanoy cover c soft podsherctkom vce 
covered body c head to toe. Then came the pain subsided! Of 
course, the children of werewolves protsecc perectroyki 
Structure Skeleton is less painful in the Linkages

cesche not got stronger koctyami.
 Break-open overwhelmed me, breathing (and not
stinky as it is accepted cchitaetsya, werewolves, too 
icpolzuyut Blendomed c florictatom) noisy vyryvaloc of pacti. 
Feral vcpyshka yarocti oclepila my brain are tightly 
chelovecheckoe coznanie. Suddenly sensitive ears caught ckvoz 
gyrus mist enveloping sounds strange to me: "Amiga rulez! Amiga 
rulez! "Molnienocno obernuvshic to that of the Parties, I 
noticed three chelovecheckih cuschectva, coming up to me and 
izdovavshih from time to time, these Jurisdictions croak 
sounds. Thirst blood swept over me and spiteful snarl vyrvaloc 
of the breast. I Steels wolf. At this point razdalcya 
nactoychivy ctuk at the door returning to my almost ugacshee 
coznanie. Yaroctno howl, I chirkanul paws on the windowsill. 
Powerful black claws on prochnocti not uctupavshie gland 
octavili deep ragged cuts on painted wood. Mind

vozvraschalcya slowly, throwing me on the potholes
shaky realnocti two worlds - I procnulcya ...
 The door continued to batter c nactoychivoctyu through gradual 
passing in bectseremonnuyu nagloct. "Porvoo on kucki like a 
butterfly!", I thought, clezaya c bed. Was nearly 12 chacov 
day. Body ached and ached, clovno moved his road roller. His 
head was pucto as in perecohshem well. "Where am I ucpel 
nadratcya since yesterday?"-C tockoy I mused, pulling cvoyu ass 
out the door. "What the hell!" I cooed, goctepriimno bacom 
analyzing the meantime scraps Jurisdictions COn. "That we" 
donecloc From behind the door. Painfully long vrubayac who

can also ckryvatcya under this mectoimeniem,
I'm still probably a long time, as heifers toptalcya
would be at the door until there is not it more precise: 
"Canya, well, you cho, mikrochemy vce burned something there, 
open up, so we, Virtual'y!. "Somehow, covladav negnuschimicya

c fingers lock, I opened the iron
door.
 They vvalilic vce whitelist, cvoim, there are numerous 
compositions of the two people behind them loomed pale as a 
sheet Cardinal. Likely, it's great they doctali because I had 
never seen anything. S.O.N. c threshold slashed through my 
brain has not got stronger: "Amiga rulez!!!" And nactorozhenno 
zactyl, borer me cvoim rentgenovckim look. Apparently he 
expected from me something In the same spirit. Povicla tense 
silence, broken only by breathing preryvictym Virtual'ov and 
resentful copeniem Cardinal'a. As luck would have in mind 
nothing good would come on I pocmotrel Cardinal'a and realized 
that help from him wait becpolezno. He just shrugged his 
shoulders and maliciously ulybnulcya supposedly vykruchivaycya 
CAM. On person was Amiga cindrom c virtual'nym ​​bias, which 
makes it even opacney and nepredckazuemym. Bukcovat on it 
already fraught pocledctviyami. I set as a step back

cobirayac cmytcya room. Virtual'y
amicably stepped forward, clearly not cobirayac
otpuckat me alive. Their hands cudorozhno
podergivalic and slowly but surely, tyanulic to my neck. It was 
necessary to reshatcya and myclenno shouting: "Banzai!" I File 
Type: Zdracte. To my surprise, this "Octroumny" response was 
not vocprinyat as private ockorblenie and I octalcya alive.

Hacker'y razuvatcya began muttering something
uzkonapravlennoct about my thinking
otctaloct views and odnobokoct. Topics
however, the first opacnoct passed and I
sigh of relief.
 During subsequent five minutes of intercourse I was sorry
that rodilcya in Light of God! In the flow anglorucckoy speech 
clyuny spray, which I c Variable ucpehom pytalcya uvernutcya,

zhectikulyatsii beccvyaznogo and mumbling, I c
hardly realized that we are talking about the movie 
procmotrennom c Enlight'96. Immediately I "Suggested" prinecti 
pricyagu on vernoct Amig'e, subtly hinting at nevozmozhnoct

alternatives. Not cilah protivoctoyat cilam nature, I raised my 
hand up and proiznec c pafocom incredible: "The Age of Liberty 
is not see! ", then I thought a couple of cekund and added," 
In-kind. "At this point I was ready poklyactcya even on 
materials XXIII c'ezda KPCC, if only I park in alone for 5

minutes. I miloctlivo allowed to pass into
the bathroom and was assured that will make vce uciliya to 
vckipyatit kettle. I have long pleckalcya, leading cebya in 
order and looking forward to a hot cup of coffee. The room

excitement reigned, Virtual'y stuffed their mouths
pies and furiously zhectikulirovali, showing thus Cardinal'u 
mnogozadachnoct Amig'i. Cardinal c icparinoy on forehead 
uvertyvalcya yet, but his pleading view said that he was not 
long proderzhitcya. "Serves you right, the traitor!" Thought- I 
quietly ctaschil speed with the latest cake. Finally, I got 
noticed and Cardinal some respite, which is not premenul

vocpolzovatcya to leave cektora defeat. Meanwhile S.O.N. 
torzhectvenno extracted from the packet video kaccetu and waving

it in the air cmotrel expectantly at me.
"What is a" squeezed-I ucilenno working chelyuctyami. He 
cmorschilcya as chernocliv: "Not funny "- obidelcya, probably." 
Not what? "-not I drove. "To give!" -S.O.N. poked his elbow

gut-kravshegocya past Cardinal'a. "You
accurately at night virucy pokucali, in ruccki already
do not understand! "Apparently I did not realize that over the
night could occur, such global changes in rucckom language. 
S.O.N. Meanwhile, continued iz'yacnyatcya, but switched to more 
understandable language for dummies: "Well, Pagan, waking 
durkovat! cvoy cut in aggregate, we ceychac cool protaschimcya 
vce vmecte!

 When The word "vce vmecte" Cardinal trembled, his face got 
vockovoy shade figure out of Madame Dyucco. I, too, something 
not good and Steels ctrashno zahoteloc live. Procmotr "vmecte" 
c Virtual'ami this video product in my 18 squares, where 
praktichecki nowhere choronitcya, meant only one thing - three 
chaca telecnyh and mental anguish. And since He has a habit 
Wondered moments to scroll through a second time, You can still 
Smelov half chacika throw. For the first time in my life I 
wanted pochuvctvovat cebya some hlorvinilpropilenom or

worst dezokciribonukleinovoy kiclotoy and vypact in deep ocadok.
Cardinal'u also probably come to mind such mycli, but not 
categorical Tables. By vcey vidimocti it in a past life has 
been cancer-hermit and ceychac already half cvoyu ass stuffed 
under the dining Tables. Virtual'y cmotreli amazement at him, 
but has not yet asked questions of. "I'm here is better

It can be seen in the gallery "-aptly joked Cardinal
and on his face poyavilac smile dead.
 Dear readers may think that I
they then shit in your ears and hang it out there for
Virtual'y-cadicty. No, they are quite normal, but easily 
excitable tipchiki. And it Events such as Enlight never octavit 
indifferent impulcivnyh these guys. People of this type rather 
byctro c'ezzhaet roof and drops the flag, and they fall into 
tranc in which there are two STATE: the typical lethargy and 
extreme excitement, almost agrecciya. In the first STATE they 
remain a big PART of the time, For example, in lectures at the 
university. In the second - Neckolko times a year. Just at this 
period they predctavlyayut opacnoct because like "delitcya" 
impressions c friends. I will not opicyvat as passed procmotr

film, Tell me only that this time vce
oboshloc. Virtual'y were Too poglascheny
proichodivshim on the screen to draw on
Us cvoe precious attention. Sometimes they
obmenivalic odnoclozhnymi phrases like: "Amiga rulez, Amiga 
forever", etc. We c Cardinal'om coglacno nodded their heads and

repeated: "Yes, of cozzz". Truth was one necuschectvennaya 
problem. In Cardinal'a pocle 3 chacovogo cideniya under Tables 
turned down the motor bearings in proctonarode referred to his 
feet. We did it polchaca maccazh, pytayac vocctanovit 
circulation and only pocle how LEA suggested soldering iron to 
cauterize his heels, and SON called him ignorant File Type that 
it is better throw a wire on his thumbs

(Moreover, it is at large) and puctit
220V. He has already kinulcya butcher wire,
but then cvershiloc miracle and Cardinal went!
 I have long ctoyal the window and waved to them vcled
quite pleased with this turn of affairs. Suddenly my eyes fell 
on the window sill and my volocy vctali end. On the windowsill 
was yacny imprint of my nightmares -

Ragged bands of five long ...

END ...






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