Polesse #19 31 марта 2001

Scribble brain - about the monsters.

        Karakul BRAIN



           How to call a MONSTER



   (C) SLIDER / BIS / RUSH


   There are many treatises on how to
classification and in methods of calling
vserazlichnyh creatures, which in one way or
otherwise, can be defined as monsters.
Only as a clear direction, with
which can be used to achieve the desired
the result can only serve
described hereafter. First, you must
strictly define what is meant
under the concept of a "monster." Discarding as
metaphysical interpretations, and verbal
tricks, try to find out for yourself.
Perhaps the monster - it is something vile,
green (blue, red ...), mucous
(Hairy, smelly ...) and without fail
ugly? And what do we know
for example, about dragons, especially those
noble creatures who do not ditched
his whole life on virgins and heroes?
At least, they are sufficiently
only fit the definition of "scary"
although this is debatable. Thus,
out that a universal set of adjectives
do not get off. How can that be? Best minds
Peace broke over it, until
came to the conclusion that the monsters can be
assume that all "bad people". Remarkably, as
that then say about the neighbor who lives
the floor above? This is something that dimensions
competing with imported cabinet two on
two, killing the death look, and obviously
"Superhuman" intelligence - is not
characteristic monstropodobny instance?
That's it! Therefore, the first and most
important:


   1. Monster is any representative of the animal world,
having at least a rudimentary consciousness, and are not you!


   Corollary: you - not a monster (of course,
with your own, subjective point of view). The question arises: 
what about Friends? Relatives, in the end?

Well, first of all, it's time to drop the stereotypes about the 
fact that the monsters - it is necessarily bad and evil 
creatures. And secondly, who told you that your beloved 
mother-in-law - Not a monster? Maybe they are masked and

skillfully hide it? ..


   Now we need to define what we mean by "calling" a monster. 
Clearly, that if a neighbor to call at the door and

just call it, it will not be
challenge in the sense that under what we
understand in this treatise. And it is unlikely you
feeding him easy unfriendly, bordering on the fanatical hatred, 
want to here so easy to tell him everything that you are about

think of him. You're not an old experienced masochist kamikaze? 
Therefore, the second: 


   2. Calling a monster - a process, which are the 
materialization Monster in a given location, followed by 
dematerialization and flowing through the mental-remote 
(telepathic) will transfer the caller under full or partial 
control from his hand.



   And with these undecided. Next -
be clear why and for what purpose you want
do call monsters. Again,
it is clear that for different Needs
fit the different objects call. In our
time is considered too harsh to call
monsters just to cause them
harm both physically and spiritually
plan, so your neighbor will leave the
time alone. But for the impact on
other people (monsters) - is the most
times. Contrary to popular belief about monsters,
calling you expose yourself
grave situation of danger, a feature of nature
caused by monsters with this
method is such that they can not
hurt you - you are not physically
will cause the monsters of this type.
So:


   3. Caused by monsters, acting only for your good, can
influence on foreign objects, bringing them harm or benefit,
Depending on your desires.


   It is also considered bad manners
pit monsters with each other. Although
will not prevaricate, sometimes so anxious
amuse his sadistic streak, enjoying
spectacle: mischievous grandmother from the apartment
yelling obscenities in front of good and falls in
swoon at the sight of just what caused
your pet's Bo Bo (the same: abominable,
green slime ... But such a cute!)
Though not recommended by this abuse - it can get used to ... 
So: 


   4. The purpose of the call should clearly relate to the 
capabilities and the path of least resistance.



   In fact, why strain
trying to get Bo Bo from another
reality, if its function in the case of
Grandma can perfectly fulfill all that
the same teeth on teeth on edge, a neighbor on top? You
neatly in his absence, leave a note on the door: "Come in, say, 
in such a house. Urgent!". An old lady, then never saw him 
again - stay-at-home, after all. AND effect is the same ... 
Everything. There is a goal. There motif. There is a desire. 
Further - to achieve the appearance of a monster. How? To do 
this, know two things. The first (that is, already

fifth):


   5. For the successful materialization of the monster should 
be as much as possible more clearly (almost all the details) 
visualize it myself.



   Of course, you do not know how
looks like this or that monster from reality
"Fuck knows what", because for this
must raise the relevant entries
etc., which for us is a global problem, as well as information 
on coordinate system and the realities of their presence in the 
space / time. At least because there is no single system

Coordinates and uniform classification of Monsters.
The same monster can be called
differently in two different realities, and
coordinates of the same reality ...


   Well, you get the idea ... Therefore it is sufficient cause 
in itself a clear mental image of the desired monster that is 
half guarantees his challenge. The fact that based on the 
theory of an infinite set alternative realities, somewhere 
there is always your slimy and horrible friend ... The second 
part Marlezonskogo Ballet ... that is, a successful call is the 
way that we are do. Rare genius of magical arts

born in the world, and dare I suggest
that you do not belong to those. And, as
Consequently, the power of your individual
consciousness is not enough to call a monster. Can conduct a 
little experiment. Close your eyes, gently press down on the 
whiskey and imagine a hypothetical point at a certain distance 
from you. Then concentrate its energy on her mind

calling, for example, plumbing repair
leaking pipes in your closet. If
after a few minutes / hours on the door
call a plumber and says he
went to the neighbors and, purely because of
prevention, decided to come to you, then ...
I bow before the Grand Master and
sympathize with your enemies - Legion
monsters at any time can be in your
disposal. One has only to click
fingers ... Personally for me the plumber never
did not come - do not help even the usual
techniques, such as phone calls. So,
In our case, a monster, you can call,
using only a unified consciousness.
Here comes into resonance effect
minds. To achieve this, it is necessary
as many individuals, whose brains
currently running at the same time
wave that you have. In theory - if you
're planing a board, and your friend will
do the same, then your mind will be
resonate, and, provided that it
time you will prefigure
monster, it will create the potential for its
call. But, I wonder how many people
(Physical distance between the mind the role
do not play) will be at the same moment as
you planing boards? A hundred? Two hundred? This
minuscule, is clearly not enough to "call"!
Therefore, the sixth and last:


   6. The process of creating mental image of the desired 
monster should be combined with the action, which employs most 
large number of individuals in a given period of time,

most fully reveals the possibilities of consciousness.


   Studies have shown that there is
only two effective types of training,
appropriate conditions imposed and
contributing to a call monsters. First -
is sex. But almost no one
able to successfully call a monster
fully surrendering to this
process. In fact, try to
the entire action, giving and
respectively, obtaining the same charge
energy that normally keep
mind's eye focused on
cute, green, fanged and
horned ... Ha! Nothing will turn out,
I can argue. And if they come out - then your
the brain is largely occupied by the support
this way, and, anyway, right
effect would not be reached. So,
remains the only real action to
which tends to most of the Aboriginal
our reality, most clearly
manifesting itself in the evening poslerabochee
time. This - all painfully familiar and
habitually pleasant process of drinking
alcoholic beverages, mainly of vodka.
As shown by tests, for this occupation in
each individual's consciousness is revealed
the most complete and united with the world
astral. A small, unused part of the
brain can be directed to anything, including the creation of 
the necessary mental image, while the rest will be resonate 
with the collective association Mind. This theory is 
successfully verified in practice, and my colleagues have made 
significant progress in this area. I will cite a few examples. 
My friend is far away moved to call the small-tailed and

horny monsters. He not only materializes them for a few pieces 
at a time, but constantly improving their intellectual level. 
As a result, the "devils" as he affectionately calls them, talk 
to him on scientific, philosophical and religious

theme. He once joked unsuccessful, and
an ambulance took him to chum with a diagnosis
"Delirium tremens". And how would you handle it,
just taking in the chest and beheld suddenly on the table a 
couple of little green monsters? .. 


   To call a monster with a purely narrow sphere
activities specializes my other
comrade. When it comes to mind
union with the universal ether, and it is deactivated
(This is usually deep into the night
and a sufficient distance from home -
experiments, he prefers to put in
night bars) caused them to monster
teleport him home. Comrade vows
in this case, arguing that to explain it
awakening in the morning at home in bed, otherwise
impossible. A monster, "he says, is not visible
not only for others but for him
itself - so it is easier to imagine. And,
you know, I believe him ... Not to say that my
things are as good as that of colleagues,
but something I still did well. For example, I
so honed his skills that
its neighbor (with him we became friends already
long), I call on time. It does not take
minutes after serving my table
hors d'oeuvres, glasses and a bottle as he
this very moment materializes behind my
door. I'll have to work on
amendment to the coordinates that it arose
straight in a chair - the last time something
so constantly breaking open the door ...
And sometimes happens to me strange things.
Suddenly, for no reason, no reason at all, in the evenings
brain something clicked, and I
unconscious check
refrigerator for a half liter (when
there is none, must come down
in the stall - it is good not far - bought
at the same time beer), then rose on the floor
above. Satisfied neighbor swears that
so is he and I imagine with gambling
bright eyes, a bottle of vodka in one hand
and beer in the other. He always
is dried fish, and, as a rule,
fried potatoes with sauerkraut, and we
dopozna sitting in his kitchen,
practicing in a call to the monsters, but
mostly just talking.


   Good, after all, a thing - life! ..