Think #05 09 января 1998

Direct Line - A new year - that he will bring us.

        PERFECTLY STRAIGHT LINE



- What clothes will be in fashion this year?
- Same as last year, only

   darned.

- In your opinion, who wins the election in

   2000?
- To find someone who would not, and who is who ...

- What to do with stocks of the red flags?
- Do not throw away can be useful,

   distress signal.

- What advice would you give a prominent girl?
- Be a visionary.

- How to make a million?
- In the coming 1998 will do it
   children is almost impossible, unless

   old money. Well, generally give

   bribes for a couple of million.

- What is the Russia for protection from

   computer virus?
- Produces disposable computers! ..

- What are the dollar?
- Do not know. For the latest information from the monetary

  exchanges come to us already two hours ago.

- Who is the most zashibaet money?
- Inflation!

- Rumor has it that found a new source

   currency? ..
- Yes, in the treatment of an increasing number of dollars
   Lara's domestic production.

- Do all Communists were bad?
- Not all, but only the best.

- Does Russia today at least some of any
   be happy?
- Yes! Drink with grief.

- Does Russia need a "strong hand"?
- Perhaps better to have a strong head.