Think #05 09 января 1998

said children - 13 baubles ...

                 Fenichka



  Kostya saw a man in the high fishing
boots, who stood in the water and fished.
After some trials found
that it was "just a diver in a swimsuit."



  Maxim fastened itself earrings, clips,
brooches.
- What are you so dressed up? A monkey

  like!
Son of incentives:
- Is this beautiful?


- I'm such a baby house, who work on gas
  melt!
- Why is the gas?
- Because I love lemonade!

 Christina, after a long study of eggplant
said:
- Eggplant - a banana, only blue!


- What is ice cream? - Asks

  Marina mom.
- Ice cream.
Marina satisfaction:
- So it is useful for teeth.


Nadia and Nick (five years):
- Who do you want to be?
Nadia:
- Nurse, bride, princess, and yet

  kindergarten teacher.
Nick:
- The driver, the bridegroom, the president and still zve
  rinnym doctor.

- Nadia, that you have asked for a gold fish
  ki? - Asked the mother.
- And I would have just let go!


- And again I do not see - like something by the way

  Dad - I have this disease!
Small Pavlik quickly came up with recipe
Treatment:
- So you try to sleep with glasses!



  Peel potatoes - Karina revolves under your feet - and sing 
her a song Veronika Dolina: "A child we will have five, but may 
perhaps even six, "... It hurt: - Here are all the promises and 
promises and does not 

  gather!
- What do you mean?
- When, finally, we will have five de
  Tay? I'd given birth to them herself, but after re
  Behnke did not give birth!

 Karina in the subway stop near the young
red-cheeked beggar woman with an infant, slumbering
in a wheelchair and probably inflated clonidine. Carefully, 
studying considers baby. Pauper angrily:

- Apply for leukemia ...
Her mother gives a thousand. But Karina says:
- So here they are, children of Somalia ...
And already in the car, frowning, to report:
- Could the entire salary and give ... They would
itself then bought a house and vitamins ... And then
live in a cave without TV ... The kid even fall asleep - this 
is what he is bored. 


Jen looks on TV weather forecast
and observes:
- Yesterday was also the rain. Long, but short
  kovremenny.



  After returning from school Katia says:
- The teacher asked to remember that there
  there exists two kinds of speech - written and

  tasty.



  Two-year-old Lyuba, which was first noticed in
sky rumbling plane, asked her grandmother:
- Why did the bird is angry?



  The teacher asks:
- Guys, remember and write down the names of scientists
  GOVERNMENTAL-astronomers.
- I remember! - Says the student. - Nicholas ..

  Can I just write down Nick? ..