Think #05 09 января 1998

Юмор

Rules - 3 rules fall into the hatch.

         RULES OF THE FALL IN THE DOOR



  Did you know FALL RULES IN THE DOOR?
NO ????? Well, then read on ...



   The fall in the hatch -

   This is a difficult technical trick.

   Therefore, the hatch

   Better not fall suddenly.

   It should be well prepared

   By the fall of the hatch.

   (If you're self-respecting man,

   And not just any pack).



           RULE ONE.


   Before you fall into a manhole,

   Fasten it in a safety hook.

   Even better - just a few.

   Instead of the hook

   Use as a lifeline,

   Since the hook might affect

   The appearance of the trousers.

   A look pants

   Is of great importance

   If you fall into the hatch.


           RULE TWO.


   Falling down the hatch,

   Do not bring your iron.

   Since iron

   Publishes a fall

   Metallic clatter.

   Also in the hatch

   There are no conditions for ironing trousers.

           RULE THREE.


   Falling down the hatch,

   Invite their friends and girlfriends.

   Since a good friend -

   Nice companion

   During the fall of the hatch!



 EXCELLENT flight and soft landing YOU!