Lprint #08 28 июня 1997

Юмор

Advertising messagi - Advertise with humor.

                      Advertising and Messagi

Sell ​​tractor MTZ on gidrovozdushnyh pillows. Tel. 233-3333

Bald man buy a soft cloth. Tel. 282-82-82

Limited Liability Company is looking for people of limited
Tel. 03

You want to lose weight? - Grow thin!

Cut off warts. Sawmill N067

Efficiently and not expensive sign for your face at Khokhlov.
Tel.02

Theft, blackmail, robbery, murder. Leave room for your cell 
phone. 

Co-op "Love at First Sight" offers men from South
Africa (cheap, discounts available). Tel. 911-03-02

Do you pimples?! Push them to hell!

OXY-10, try guys! (Sobering-up stations N2)

'll Find Atlantis. Cousteau.

Giri, sledgehammers, chain, crowbar, paper clips, pins and 
other ... (COOP "Friend Metalist)


Uncork a bottle. Homeless Vasya.

You dokanali flies and mosquitoes? Inexpensive sow in your 
apartment spiders. Tel. 03-03-03


Second hand braces for skins, length and degree of gryaznosti - 
any. Panikovka, ask Lech. 

Maniac is looking for single women. Waiting around the corner.

Inexpensive. Pressure cockroaches and bedbugs finger. Tel. 03

Up turning the light bulbs in hallways. Request to tenants: 
Timely screw the new ones. 

Condoms are for hire. Tel 00-00-003

 WW: Well, enough perhaps, a fantasy no longer works ....


                            Epilog

 WW: That's all. I hope the next number will be released in the 
new shell. I apologize for the lateness of this issue, but Lama

celebrated, and I worked including Please do not be offended. 
Until meeting in Lprint # 09!


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        Creative team of the newspaper
               Lprint

        Werewolves ...... Likhach Denis
        Lama .......... Skripchik Jury
        Alex .... Alexander Nikiforov
        Spectre ... Andrei Bogdanovich

        Music ............... McMaker
        Code ................... Alex

              29.06.97