Lprint #03 19 мая 1997

Юмор

parody - The Messenger.

 Parody of "Connected" (c) Werewolves 04



 - So who's with us today ...? - Stirlitz plunged into the 
listings working bSS, izdavemyh daily Bormann. At the top right 
corner of the list was printed in red lettering Top Secret. But 
lists could be found anywhere, such as this, Stirlitz received

reports from Moscow. Mueller! Joyfully exclaimed Stirlitz and 
rubbed his palms together in anticipation of minor mischief. 
Rapidly winding coils handle phone 249 times to the left, right 
97 times and 53 times he shouted into the phone:  - Muller me!

 - Wait! - Came in a tube Holtofa voice, silences nowhere 
wedged song "I no other country I know .."  - Borman, perhaps - 
thought Stirlitz.  - Muller - corrected Holtof.

Quickly connected to the receiver 2711583 wires, Stirlitz 
started fill in the modem punched tape. Through the door 
someone had struck his head heavily.  - Busy! - Yelled Stirlitz 
and pulled, just in case the water in the closet.

 - Again Stirlitz Moscow calls "thought Borman and pee in a 
washbasin.  - OOOO! - Groaned Stirlitz trying to portray the 
effort.  - Come on you fellow Isaev, I understand that work is 
primarily - How can we convincingly sang Borman, inserting into 
the hole washbasin microphone.  - Muller me - again yelled into 
the phone Stirlitz.  - The line is busy - posyshalsya voice 
Muller from the next booth.  - Again with Schellenberg to play 
chess on the life of a pastor - thought Stirlitz. Stirlitz had 
a pastor Slag strange sons love ...

 - Do not let - thought Stirlitz.
 - Schellenberg at the forefront - Stirlitz shouted into the 
phone voice Himmler. In the tube was laughter Holtofa, cry down

Schellenberg: "Hi Hitler."
 - Now ... - Stirlitz had time to think, but in the hallway 
could be heard Steps ...

 - Himmler - thought Stirlitz
 - I - thought Himmler and timidly knocked on the stall.
 - Busy - heard once from three booths.
 - But I need for a large - thought Himmler, pensively looking 
at protruding from the washstand microphone.

 - The deadline is Eismann - thought Stirlitz
 - Why me? - Eismann offended and not having to call my 
grandmother in Smolensk, vacated booth.  - Muller me! - 
Stirlitz struck in anger by the unit.  - Odnnuu mission ... - 
Heard from the tube and quiet.  - Probably forgot to ground the 
modem - the thought and lowered Stirlitz bare wire in the 
closet.  - ... Truly know that Stirlitz Russian intelligence 
officer ... - Heard the voice of the pipe Himmler  - Here, - 
thought Stirlitz - now I know who's knocking on my Hitler .- 
Stirlitz was quickly denounced by Himmler signed by Muller  - 
Are connected me with the Fuhrer - asked Stirlitz and began to 
pump a denunciation of the modem. After finishing the transfer, 
Stirlitz stuck in the closet second live wire ... In the booth, 
Himmler was an explosion.  - This is only the down payment - 
gleefully thought Stirlitz - the rest get away from Hitler.

 - Spy - respectfully thought Himmler was passing by.
 - Scout - corrected Stirlitz.
                    to be continued ...