ZX-News #30 06 мая 1997

Юмор

Humor - "Stirlitz - Russian SysOp" (Chapter 10 and conclusion).

                  HUMOR



         SHTIRLITS - RUSSIAN sysop.


               End ...


             T CHAPTER 1 0


  Stirlitz lay on the hill at the fork
railway, gazing into the bottomless blue sky. This day could be 
the last day in his life. But Stirlitz was calm,

because he knew that doing his duty,
duty not only to their country, but before
all to himself.


  Stirlitz lit the last floppy disk, crushed
pack, and rubbed her trunk of a large-caliber
magnet. On the horizon seemed to train with
"Microsha.

 - I have not managed to quit smoking -
Stirlitz sighed and flicked the switch.
The locomotive caught up with Stirlitz and Stirlitz
threw the first stack of floppies ...


           W A K A U H E H & E


  Outside the window was Stirlitz and partitioned the hard 
drive. 


  Stalin turned the monitor and asked:

 - Comrade Zhyukov, you do not get it?
 - No, Comrade Stalin.
 - Then let AIDSTEST.


  Zhukov humbly sighed, pulled out a box right pocket floppy 
disk and handed it to Stalin. Crumble a few floppy disks in a 
tube Chief thoughtfully lit from

outstretched KC.


  Ten minutes later he asked:

 - And how are things in the western market?

 - Auction - simply said Zhukov.

 - And how it feels to Comrade Isaev?

 - He once performed the feat - sadly
Zhukov said.

 - It's good - Stalin said - I think
it should have been promoted.

 - And I'm the same opinion, Comrade Commander, - supported him 
Zhukov - I it seems that he is worthy of the title 
Gruppenfiihrer SS. 

 - Gruppenfuhrer? - Thought Stalin - is
well. I have for him is a new job ...


  And outside was Stirlitz and partitioned the hard drive.



  That's ended adventures Russian
Sysop Shtirlitsa, who for ten numbers we published in Newskah 
... Now the network has its own humorous newspaper - XA-XAFON, 
therefore, from ZxNews we remove the heading "HUMOR" - send 
your humorous articles and materials of the editor at: 


   Andrey Golubev (812/02.00 @ SpbZxNet)


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