ZX-News #14 12 ноября 1996

Игры

Games - Game Description Seymour Take One.

                   Games



   Here we wrote in section "Games" page
one person ... Description of the first Seymour ... So you know 
why we in Newskah insert? Yes, because we (imho) very

like the descriptions made in this
style. We ourselves have tried to adhere to
this method of "HELP" because it already
once fed up and long novels, which are as it were, fantasies,
but about the toy itself is nothing really and does not say, 
and dry description, according to the "Get sword to go and 
behead a dragon and Then this head change for gold necklace in 
a shop merchant ...". 


  I would like to describe toys
built on a "playful, funny, what-if,
manner, and at the same time, briefly, "ran"
for all possible player actions, focusing on the most difficult 
places. 


  If one wants to classify
this genre, then we call it "Description of a new
wave "or something like that. Because I
I am not (yet:) Newskah editor, then
descriptions in this style will always be a green light ...


  Well, first of Seymour is not so easy
pass, as it might seem ...


             (C) Denis Barkov



            SEYMOUR: Take One

            ----------------
               Code Masters


  Once again, you, along with Seymour,
an excellent opportunity to
experience "in their own skin, that of
it represents cinema. Thus, even
unsuspecting Seymour was in
room with a door, for which he is being
very curious and looked.


  It was found that a laboratory in a corner
which was a table with some bottles.

 - Aha! - Seymour said. He knew,
that once the bottle standing on the table and not under
table, it is even possible that they
filled. And most likely filled with Beer!


  Our wino jumped on the table and grabbed a bottle. 
Fortunately, he had the sense to look at the label before you 
pour the contents into his throat. 


  "Developer," - reads the inscription.


  "Well, damn, I almost got involved ..!" - Terrified
Seymour.


  And then came the idea: what if the laboratory
Special HID beer under the table from any geezer?


  Seymour looked under the table and saw a very
a new cassette with film. And this finding
very happy for our little skipjack, since he had a great love
not only for beer, but everything that relates to the movie.


  The tape quickly migrated to Seymour in
pocket. Not finding anything more interesting, the guy went 
further in search of beer and glory. 


  In the next room, he found another door. For her and found 
kinoproektor white screen.


 - Aha! - The second time cried Seymour. -
Now I know where they hide BEER!


  And dashed on a white screen. His righteousness
again waiting bummer ... : (There was
only a knife, probably forgotten Crocodile Dundee. In 
desperation, Seymour stuffed it in his pocket.



  More on this floor, there was nothing,
Film scholar and hero went down, using an elevator, were found 
in the first room (STE somewhere to the left). 


  On the first floor of Seymour was waiting for Pippa,
angry, obviously, the lack of beer
filmmaker and protagonist for the film.

 - Well, Th, Pippa, how you doing? - Seymour started talking, 
smiling pleasantly and bouncing up and down, probably from the 
excitement ... Nerve. 

 - Yeah, sucks ... All have gone somewhere, but I
here I sit, waiting, when he said these cretins! - Outraged 
aunt. - There should be a movie shoot, but they ducked out 
somewhere ... Here, scenario left ...



  Seymour picked up the script with interest. Perhaps he could 
become famous and have a drink beer!



  The script has been said that the main character saves his 
girl. It is obviously greatly wronged bandits

and for this they decided to give her a small
ride on train wheels.

 - And what is most offensive - continued to resent Pippa - 
everything is ready, all the artists are already waiting to 
begin shooting, and These idiots somewhere roam!


 - Do not worry - reassuringly Seymour. -
SchA everything is normal will be. Current would drink a beer 
... 


  Do you think that now, without saying a word,
Pippa Seymour slipped into the hands / paws / claws
bottle of Baltika, which he immediately entered in the books? 
As it were, is not so! Screenwriters of Code Masters never 
drank four, Otherwise, it would necessarily put BEER in this

place game ...


  Quietly rygnuv, Seymour went on set, on the road picking up a 
piece of rope. 

 - Aha! - The third time, said the newly-born director / actor, 
saw a big engine. - And what's interesting, inside? - Turnip 
explicitly demanded that its scratched. 


  So nothing came up with Seymour felt in
cab. Climbing, he touched some pedal'ku, from which the 
locomotive whistled and ... go! 

 -#$%''! - Exclaimed our ottoman, bullet
flying out of the cab. The train continued its
way ...


                   ....


  Tortured protracted expectation, actress Lyudochka decided to 
take a nap, and finding no place is more convenient, collapsed 
straight on the rails / sleepers. | -)



  Naturally, she did not hear / did not see
as treacherous train fuzzy Seymour,
silently crept up to her.


                   ....

 - Yes-ah ... Now the Holywood need
new actress - thought just came to the rescue to the scene the 
joker ... 


                GAME OVER


                   ....


  And he had the train not run ... Must
was to tie a girl with a rope-and-paste
cassette into the camera. We had to go to the engine and run 
it, and then leaps jumps to rush to the camera to turn

it. And, again, full steam ahead to the race
Lyudochka, and before the very nose of the train with a knife 
to cut the rope. 


  We had to get the film from the camera and take it to the 
Developing a room where Seymour nearly drank the developer. You 
should have this plenochku show (after turning off

light) and zasmotret in the next room ...


  But the kid-Grasshopper did not. And now it is not beer beer, 
and good not to make. Although, if you give him a little help 
... 


      But that's another story ...



  From the Editor: Rather, a HELP had a sense of humor ... :) 
However, the game is not as easy as it sounds, because it seems 
that she must be a logical end, and

before the end of this example, I have not got.


  If you shoot a film without a script, then the critics when 
the painting will be ready, write something like: "You forgot 
the script" (Just do not remember - has long played)

and if the scenario is: "The script must be
to teach. "That's all. The game crashes at start
zastvku, as well as in poorly exposed film, for example, or 
when to actress reach do not have time ...



  Imho, somehow to do so by
critics has been no comments
and then that might inastanet same
long-awaited "final party."


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