Aspect #07 07 марта 1998

Pro Life - The computer - a good man ...

 For some reason we always talk about kompyuere as a pile of 
iron. But he is alive ... What? Do not you agree? So you there 
is little to it communicated, and have not yet understood. Yes, 
kompyuer, as well as all other equipment, a living creature. He 
has lived his life of computer ... But if he is a living 
creature with him about the need to communicate with both man! 
;))) Check out this article, and you agree with my opinion! :)




     COMPUTER - MUZHCHINKA "Okay.

 In the process of communicating with the computer revealed 
that he is very much like a man and treat him to as well as 
with other predstaitelyami male.  Firstly, a computer, as well 
as men sometimes hard to please, but guess where it wishes, it 
will bring joy both. Do not despair if communication is not

developed, the main thing - carefully listen to his opinion, he 
likes it.  Secondly, the computer may be

unpredictable character, he starts to act up, "retard". And 
here it is important to use all his charm to restore lost 
rapport. How to do it - Tell intuition.

 Third, sometimes it overcomes hypochondria. He starts to ask 
lots of questions, clarify any minor (Especially uneducated 
women opinion) details ask again obvious.

If you do not guess what he wants, then
You can lose everything. Because he loves
caress, a gentle treatment, and if your desire to match, then 
it opens so many interesting possibilities!


  Sometimes he, like every true man,
feels the need to express themselves and all
wrote, wrote, wrote something incomprehensible. Here
important to pretend that everything you know and all
do, as he wants, just do not let volnuetsya.A else nasty some 
say, without any visible reasons - that, say, down some kind of

drive or network share, if at all
requires a password! Well, give him this very
password - maybe he is hungry and does not know
what he wants - even if not nervous! Main
- Do not lose my temper in the fight for good relations. 
Confrontation between the female stubbornness and men's iron 
logic - the opposite of love and friendship. A friendship with 
computer is necessary, otherwise he finally became restive. You 
can go to smoke, come back, and he is already as silk: bored, 
rested - he's too tired. Men - they are weaker than women, 
whatever said, so remember that you always

to overcome.
 Sometimes useful to pet him, to feel the tremors within a 
strong and smart and body, feeling respect to the intellectual 
potential of your friend to whisper: "Kompyuterchik, well, you 
also have such a smart, kind, loyal! "Believe me, he will 
appreciate kindness and reciprocate. And more often tell him 
'yes', even if it is disguised as if he wants to be told "no" - 
because men are all a little masochist.  And if suddenly, he 
would write something like "Coming overload. A moment of 
readiness. All personnel to evacuate "- well, so

is it just a joke. And it is better
go home - let alone think
about their behavior. In the morning he write such a
will not ...


          Reprinted from the newspaper "Kurier Petrovsky.


                     (R) Galina Vyazemskaya