Aspect #07 07 марта 1998

Юмор

Humor - The distribution of malicious programs.

 Some have seen this article. But sinkleristy from other cities 
hardly familiar with the story, so we decided to publish it.



 Malicious programs spread ...


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   From Art. 273 of the Criminal Code as amended in 1996.
"Creating computer programs, or making
changes in existing programs, which obviously lead to 
unauthorized destruction, blocking, modification,

or copying of information, violation of
of computers, computer systems, or network, and
well as the use or spread of
such programs or machine carriers with
these programs ... [Skip] ... to 7 years.

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  - So-oo, Citizen Gates, pass ...
Sit down.

    Sit down, I said to someone! What? Lawyer
you will only be after the arrest, but in the meantime
you brought in for identification.
Serge, what? ... So continue to ... Citizen Bill Gates, middle 
do not know N-demic year of birth, home ... Where

prozhivate? Yes, you do not climb into my record with his 
parkerom! In a such a campus? Serega! Citizen Gates is bad 
speaks in Russian, spend an educational conversation ... ;) 

    Well, and then - "Ah ACNP Donte rush!" -
we know you, bourgeois! What, Sergei, on
No accounts of this? Check on the safe side of the base, but at 
this, stolen ... So that a citizen of Gates, it turns out you 
have BOMZhiZ person, we razbiratsya you here

hit. Say, users are lured? AND
much they popolzovavshis you here? Speak
did not have time? That's the trouble, then what ... Okay, but 
here you have no hurry. And the people here experienced in 
terms of use ... Tell a corollary, how and when you

had the idea to create a malicious
program's ... This, as it is ... Vyndovs95,
think? Or say that you do not know this?
What? Why are malicious? Here we are you
wanted to know - why do not you just create a malicious 
program, but also to distribute it? Say that it is not 
malicious? 

    So we are acting strictly according to law ... That is the 
273rd article is clearly written ... 

    And here we have a statement of a citizen Dvernikovogo that 
at this instanlyatsi Your program has worn on his CD "Tse"

its previous version. This is a concrete fact "unauthorized 
destruction of information" as a citizen Dvernikov gave no 
sanction to destroy the old version, he, among other things, 
not even Attorney. Or here's another case - a Studenki 
Sekreturskoy, your program banged hard disk partition. What? As 
banged? That's you know better ... In a statement so and 
written - "slammed." Maybe she can drop it, the hard drive, 
this ... And from that it lost partitions ... It is not

in this, and that the citizen Sekreturskoy now have somewhere 
to take a new section and all your fault! Further, the statement

Anoshkina programmer that he
stopped working a variety of programs and
back he did not return.
Say that it is not fully compatible?

    And who the hell, did this compatibility?
Say, do not you? By the way, Citizen Gates,
throughout this article penalty - up to seven years,
so that you will have time to make amends
difficulty prichinneny damage and set compatibility. What? 
Speak to let you go? Komputer donate? Previously, it was 
necessary to give! And not to distribute malicious programs! 
Hey, Serge, well before making this Bourgeois rested! Bring him 
into the chamber to the Chechens to determine - at the same 
time learn some language. What? Say, do not, ill learn?

No, rather it is he will teach them bad.
ETOGES you ought to - replicate a malicious program into 
millions of copies, and capitalize on this billion! Only here

he is not Amerika! Shorten the claws at once! This
before the law was not, and now - here it is,
dear ...

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Specially for ASpect newspaper from Arny
Sinen. Remake from 20-01-98

                           (C) Arny Sinen.
First source "Magic PC" magazine (c) 1997.