Aspect #05 29 января 1998

ZXNet

Day by Day - The most interesting network "markets."

 Before I begin, I would like to ask
our chitaeley treat the "report" with
humor, for authors to create these things
product of the good motives.:)
He did not want to offend anyone! The purpose of this
articles - in the playful form dismantle most
interesting network "markets." Let's begin!


 I send greetings to all flaming with spaces
SPbZXNet! Days this week was
hot! :) It all started with the fact that the network
introduced a new standard in processing letters, but
not all the time to find out about this, and essays
many "writers" flew BAD'y ...
 From the moment we begin our
"Broadcast"! :)

 Thus, due to the fact that a reference for the new
Standard have stated in malochitaemoy echo
SPBZXNET.SYSOP, many letters
One of the major "writers" - Arny
Sinen'a, flew to BAD'y. Seeing this,
zonked * MAS * began to share their
thoughts on the great All'om:
 - I've sidyu, and slowly be stunned ...
Just to BBSyu called Igor Ovdin and
tossed in 95 sectors bede ...
 Arny immediately began to cut the truth of Mother:

  - Why did not the new preduprezhdniya
standard? Why are you in poshushukavshis
corner (ie echo. SYSOP), introduced a regular
anyone waste "standard", even without telling the masses in the 
most accessible echo SPBZXNET.GENERAL ???!!!! 

  * MAS * was cut from the shoulder:

  - If _tebe_ not need to do is nothing
SAYS !!!!! In this case, it is necessary
_geytu_!
 ... And feel yourself Napoleon, he
kindly-noisy form added:
 - So: SHUT UP! "

  And then intervened Michel, because seeing this
the catch phrase in the execution of Napoleon MAS'a, allowed 
himself to doubt: 

  - N?? Originally ...
 But * MAS * as entered in a role that he
wanted to finish a miserable (in terms of
Napoleon), a bird, and feverishly finding
Criminal Code, he was malicious smile
said:
 - Ignorance of the law is no excuse ...
 Finally he had forgotten, but I thought that this
would be enough to express his great
thoughts began to lecture on ...

 But let's revisit the conversation Arny and
MAS'a - they certainly have in the meantime
yet "nabazarit" a lot of interesting things.
So, look ... Oh wow, they are
seems to have shifted to a philosophy! :-) However,
take a look for yourself!


  ... Arny with an expressive voice said:

  - I! NOT CHITAYU.SISOPA!
 And he uttered the phrase with a proud
facial expression, though not to read. SYSOP is
the duty of every normal person. ;)

  * MAS * no less expressive voice
(Probably, it is clear someone is;) replied:

  - THIS _TVOI_ PROBLEMS !!!!!!!
 And he was again drawn to the teacher's tone:
 - If you do not look _novosti_, then
nothing to scream why the government
denominated money without telling _tebe_ in
the most affordable program "quiet
Night!
 Then, noticing that he had something far gone,
* MAS * found it necessary to specify:

  - This is for you _primer_!


  And in this place again climbed Michel:
 - MAC you Che? Government ZADALBALO and
"Good night, kids', too ... IT WAS AND IS NOT
1 (one) again about dinominatsiyu. 8 (-)
 ... Said the new party to the conversation by mentioning
It is unknown smiley.
 * MAS * efface himself, and so quiet insinuating
a voice said:
 - Ok, so in all, whether the transfer was this infa? (Lee was 
in the soap under the name Sam-tyBarbara (but not in 
advertising!)?  - And that nobody could detect

the presence of a logical chain,
put smiley:
 ;-))))

 But here again butted our Sinner (Sinen -
sinner, approx. editor) and decided that he
can "speak for all", he began to vomit and
Metal:

  - And judging by the many letters are in trouble, ITS
VOOOOOOBSCHE FEW WHO READS!

  * MAS * meanwhile, is still unknown who Gutara:

  - I certainly understand that my IO Point, and
I am responsible for it, but this I did not expect ...
 Arny, noting that * MAS * still
razlagolstvuet about their hopes,
tried to get the attention that he, as
always possible:

  - _ty_ If you continue in the same
spirit, we can expect from _vseh_ all that
anything!
 Here * MAS * was forced to interrupt its
"Appeal to the people (or anyone else out there;)
and make an attempt to shake off:

  - Damn, it was difficult to do _sopostavit_ letters from 
Bedov and letters from the ah, and see the difference?

 Blow threw the opponent in the knockout is not
so much for his strength, as its
absurdity:
 - That's me in the end killed ... Already, even
turning blue ...
 Arny listened to his words, and in vglyanuv
mirror was horrified to find:

  - No! Turned green ...
 Once a person has his own
natural color, it is, make even more
began his auto-da-fe:

  - Why should I, straining their direct
gyrus, half-sitting, staring blankly at the screen, and while 
in prostration, to think where bug?!


  * MAS *, seeing those words come in
indescribable joy, and plunged into the national
Creativity:

  - Bad head - legs are suffering ... (C)
proverb ...
 At the same time, probably, his knowledge of art
Ancient Russia ended, and he took
rephrase ads:

  - Read. Sus, and your hair ...

 Implacable enemies become more
irreconcilable, and knowing what it
may result in a brawl mixed in.
Partizan,, and began to separate the disputants:
 - Do not fed up ???!!!
 While not completely clear whether it has had a
intervention have any effect, but it seems
old enemies have become gradually
complacent. :)


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 Unfortunately the small size of the article is not
allows us to describe the events taking place in
ehah SPbZXNet in all their glory and fullness.
But some idea of ​​nastoeniyah,
prevailing in the network, you definitely got it. :)

   Read our newspaper, and you will be informed of all events!

P.S.

                           The "roles":


     * MAS * - Aleksandr Majorov (500:812 / 00.00)

    Michel - Michel Spitcin (500:812 / 07.02)
Arny Sinen - Igor Ovdin (500:812 / 00.02)

  Partizan - Dmitry Werkoff (500:812 / 07.00)


               Since you had Artur Podtelkov.