Aspect #05 29 января 1998

Юмор

Humor - Merfilogiya.

 We have started, "Murphy's laws." About
They have heard many, but few people knew them.
Nevertheless, the material will be
extremely interesting networker. In the first
least because they can be used in
oridzhinah. Indeed, short
laconic phrase with deep meaning,
forced to smile at anyone. So, today
pevaya publication.


             -= MERFELOGIYA =


   Murphy's Law. If any unpleasant
       sequence can happen, it happens
       Xia.


  Corollary:

 1. All is not as easy as it seems.
 2. Every job requires more time

   than you think.
 3. Of all the trouble happens Names
   but that, damage from which the more.
 4. If the four possible causes unpleasant
   surface pre-addressed, there is always

   there is a fifth.
 5. Presented themselves, the events

   tend to evolve from bad

   for the worst.
 6. As soon as you try to do ka
   kuyu some work, there is another, which
   ruyu be done even earlier.
 7. Every solution breeds new problems.



   The second law of Chisholm. When things go

       well, something must happen in

       very near future.


  Corollary:

 1. When things are going worse than ever, in the

   the near future they will go even worse.
 2. If you think that the situation has improved
   is, then there is something you have not noticed.



   Chisholm's third law. Any proposals
       of people understand differently than the one

       who makes them.


  Corollary:

 1. Even if your explanation is so

   it is clear that precludes any false thickness
   forged, you still find a person

   who understand you correctly.
 2. If you believe that your action

   meet universal approval, someone he

   do not necessarily like it.



   The first law of Scott. Never mind that something

       goes wrong. Perhaps this is ho
       is well looks like ...



   The first law Fineygla. If the experiment

       failed, something is wrong here ...



   The third law Fineygla. In any set of

       The most reliable source of data ve
       The quantity, not trebuschaya no verification
       ki, is erroneous.


   The fourth law Fineygla. If you really work
       that fails, then every attempt
       ka to save her would only worsen the case.


  Ehrman comment to the theory of Ginsberg.

 1. Before you can improve the situation

   uhudshaedsya.
 2. Who said that it will improve? ..



   Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics. Under pressure
        it all worse.



   Law Paddera. Anything that begins well
       is, ends badly. All that
       begins badly, ends worse.



   Theorem Stokmayera. If it seems that

       job done easily, it nepremen
       but it will be difficult. If the form is

       difficult, therefore, to comply with its absolute
       absolutely impossible.



   The first law creating dynamic systems

       Zimergi. When you've opened a bank

       with worms, the only way

       again their seal - we use it
       We used a can of larger size.


                           (C) Arthur Bloch.


  Prepared for publication by Artur Podtelkov.