Subliminal Extacy
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01 января 1995 |
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A Cure For Travel Sickness
A Cure For Travel Sickness -------------------------- Bogie Of E-3 ------------ Yes this is a problem that many people suffer from, even I suffered from it when I was younger. So I have come up with a few cures for travel sickness, some are sensible and others (ofcourse) are not! 1. Take some travel sickness pills, it usually helps more if you take twice the recommended dosage!! These pills are easy to get hold of, the local chemist usually stocks them. These pills however don't actually do anything to your body they just make you think that because you've taken these pills you're not going to be sick. So this remidy is a waste of money!!! 2. This is the one that I always use to do!! Focus on a distant object, this makes you think that you not going as fast as you actually are. So it feels like your only walking, or at most running. This depends on how far the object is that you are focusing on!! 3. When travelling in a car or train then sit on a newspaper! I haven't a clue what this is supposed to do but L.A.'s parents say it works!!! So if you take this option and it doesn't work then you can blame L.A.'s parents!!!! I just think that L.A.'s parents are just as mad as L.a.!!! Maybe madness runs in the family??? 4. Walk everywhere!!! When was the last time you felt sick just from walking??? Yeah, well walking back from the pub after 15 pints and 3 double Jack Daniels doesn't really count does it???? Any normal person would feel sick after drinking that!!! 5. B.A. in the A-Team has a good remidy!!! Everytime you need to do any travelling then get somebody to bat you over the head with a baseball bat!!! This tends to knock you out and you don't actually remember the trip so didn't feel sick!! But for long journey's you may regain conciousness, so it helps to have someone look over you on the journey to bat you again if you wake up!!! 6. Take a few LSD and E tabs. While under the influence of these drugs you don't give a fuck what happens to yourself or what you do!!! So if you barf in someones car your not gonna worry and won't be able to feel any pain as they proceed to kick you head in for making their car stink of shit!!!! 7. My final remidy is not to go anywhere!!! Spend all you're life sat at your speccy writing the best speccy demos ever. Who cares if no-one knows your alive (except us speccy freaks!!). I know I don't!!!! So now you have no excuses for feeling sick while travelling from one place to another. The only time you ignore these points is when the driver of the car owns an Atari or says that speccy is dead!!! B C N U L8R M8-E.......Bogie Of E-3
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